There are a few of our readers who are about to head to Thongers weekend in Palm Springs. It’s a fun weekend of wearing thongs in the sun! One thong you may see there could be the BodyAware Aloha Mesh thong! BodyAware makes some of the most interesting thongs that mix fem and masculine! This one has an amazing floral print.

The description from BodyAware is:

Hotter than a lava flow, this mesh thong boasts a contoured pouch and neatly turned waistband and legs.  The fabric is printed with Hawaiian flora, and we’ve incorporated a double-layer mesh gusset between the legs.  The comfortable center seam guarantees a great fit and gives just the right amount of definition and shape.  With a narrow thong back.

One good thing that BodyAware is doing lately, is running larger sizes. This thong goes all the way up to XX Large. I wish more brands would take the lead from BodyAware and show that guys of all sizes should be able to feel sexy in their underwear. More of their pairs are coming in this size.

I love the print of these. I’m not one for florals but this one just speaks to me. It is also available in a briefs/bikini as well. They both are the same price. But act fast because this style and print is a limited edition. This pair will sell out if you don’t act fast. To find out more about this pair head over to the BodyAware site.

COLORS: Floral Print
FABRIC: 80% nylon/20% spandex
SIZES: Small – XX-Large
COST: $19.95

Do you like the smallest thong you can buy? This is the smallest thong that Slick It Up can make. Not in the sure size of the thong on but the thong itself can fit in the size of a bubble gum piece. Making it perfect for your ever-expanding underwear drawer. If you’re like me space is a premium.

This thong as a funny name but is made for accenting your backside. The contour pouch mixed with the triangle design in the back will make your cheeks pop and show off. It is available in two colors, black and bubblegum (pink). I think these are the perfect colors and if you can’t decide on which one you want you can get a combo with both colors.

More companies like Slick It Up are designing barely there underwear. Using fabrics and technology to create the smallest and most comfortable underwear on the market. It’s awesome to see this happen. It can be said it’s almost like a technology race in the world of men’s underwear!

This pair is just $22 for the one thong and $40 for both the black/bubble gum pack! This is one of the least costly items I have seen on the Slick It Up site. It’s pretty much in line with what a thong will cost you. Especially when you compare to other brands.

Lastly, this thong reminds me of one of my very first thongs. It was a similar cut and black. I remember it very well. But something tells me this will fit better than that thong. It was 100% cotton and a bigger back. I wish I would have had something like this back then!

If you are a thong fan, we highly recommend checking out the Bubblekini out from Slick It Up. Just double check the sizes before you order.

IMG_0540Arroyman provided the RIB Bulge Thong in Metallic Silver for review. All opinions about the pair are my own.

Rating: 8.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10


  • The silver color is super sexy and will surely turn heads
  • The pouch lifts the package up and out
  • Tiny brand tag on front of pouch


  • My only complaint (or suggestion) would be to offer suits in more color combinations

UNB Ryan recommendation: This suit is so SMALL! If you are looking to find a tiny suit to show off or be seen in, this will definitely do the trick. From the white waistband that accentuates a deep tan to the brightly colored pouch, the will certainly command attention from everyone on the beach, this is a suit for showing off that body!

I first wore an Arroyman thong a few years back after wearing primarily cheaply made suits on the beach or to the pool. Their suits are VERY reasonably priced and are TINY! From the very first time that I pulled one of Arroyman’s suits on, I immediately knew I had found something special. I knew that I wanted a suit with a g-string rear and bulge pouch which Arroyman’s suits definitely met. I have worn their suits on beaches from Hampton, VA to Pea Island on NC’s Outer Banks. Every time I wear one I have received compliments and questions, so when I was asked to review a new pair I was extremely excited! This suit and style are just up my alley and completely within my comfort zone (as if I even have one.)

I have worn this thong primarily around the house both under a pair of jeans and a pair of spandex tights. I’ve been cooped up in the house over the past two weeks due to snow here in NC, and I have taken advantage of it by lounging around in the smallest thong I could find. Arroyman’s RIB Bulge Thong makes you feel super sexy while wearing it. You just want to show it off as much as possible. I managed to make it through a workout session while wearing this thong under a pair of spandex leggings. It is not a subtle design and can very easily be noticed under a pair of tights, and makes a noticeable impression when worn under a pair of jeans. But why would you even want to hide it???

Arroyman’s construction is top notch, to say the least. I have several suits that I have had for two or three years that still look almost brand new. This suit is constructed with a very minimal ¼” waistband and rear strap which meet in the front to form a tiny pouch. Arroyman’s design allows for small to large endowments to fill it as the microfiber fabric stretches to fit all shapes and sizes. As soon as you stretch this pouch over your package, you immediately transform and feel like you are noticeably larger than normal. The pouch is certainly smaller than most on the market, so it is perfect for showing off in the locker room or on the beach!

Arroyman provides this suit to me in a size small pursuant to my recommendation. I have several of their suits in my drawers, so I was pretty confident they would fit me perfectly. As expected, the fit was exactly as I remembered, SNUG! Arroyman’s suits fit fairly true to size in my opinion, and their sizing is very consistent. The only thing that I have found with Arroyman with any variation is the pouch sizing. I’m sure it won’t matter for the larger endowed guys, but if you are on the smaller size it may be an issue, but they are very stretchy so it won’t pose any issues for the larger guys!

In conclusion, Arroyman has delivered a tiny thong with a bulge pouch that is very well suited for the guys who want to show off. The silver pouch accentuates your package while the white waistband showcases your booty while contrasting against a deep tan. I can’t wait until it warms up enough to wear these to the beach to work on my tan. Buy a pair of these and I’m sure you will be satisfied! Be sure to drop me a line in the comments and let me know if you have any experiences or questions!

BRAND:                     Arroyman
PAIR:                          RIB Bulge Thong
COLORS:                   Silver
FABRIC:                    Microfiber/Polyamide/Elastane/Latex Blend
SIZES:                        S-M-L-XL
COST:                         $18.00
FURNISHED BY:      Arroyman furnished the RIB Bulge Thong in Silver.
WHERE TO BUY:     RIB Bulge Thong



We have profiled a lot of thongs on Thong Thursday. Some have been wild while others have been mild. The one we are profiling today is more on the classic side. The Ergowear X3D thong. It’s a basic thong design with an amazing pouch. The X3D is one of my favorite pouches that Ergowear makes.

My personal favorites from Ergowear are the bikinis. That was the first stile that I ever loved from them. After falling in love with the X3D pouch I wanted to branch out and try a few new things. The thongs are some of my favorites. I don’t wear them weekly but only for special occasions.

This thong would be a great starter thong for any guy out there looking to try a thong. It’s super comfortable and gives amazing support. The basic design will give you a good feel for thongs. As I mentioned above these are great to have in a drawer when the thong mood hits you. Like such as a date night or a Thong Thursday.


FABRIC: 80% poly-amide 20% elastane
SIZES: Small – X-Large
COST: $25.00

IMG_3663 copyJoe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in metal black for review.

Rating: 8.2/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10


  • Wet look Metal Black fabric
  • Snug fitting stretchy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all-day wear


  • Large care tag
  • Metal Black fabric not as stretchy as other fabrics in the line

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: The Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga has become my favorite thong over the past year!!! I usually gravitate towards suits with smaller sides and back coverage, especially for tanning. However, this suit is so comfortable I wore one for the second half of the past summer! Every time I have put this suit on I quickly forget that I’m wearing it. If you like thongs, either as underwear or swimwear you owe it to yourself to try one of these if you haven’t already done so!

Joe Snyder has quickly taken over my underwear drawer since I started wearing them a couple of years ago. Since they offer styling that is just as much at home under a suit as it is by the pool, they can double as underwear and swimwear. Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in Metal Black. When Joe Snyder asked if I would be interested in doing a review, I jumped at the opportunity! This pair was not outside of my comfort zone at all, as I have worn the same style in different colors on many occasions (Vegas, Miami, Outer Banks) and felt right at home in them! This style is very well suited for all-day wear, whether you are at the beach or the office. The fabric feels great against your skin, and the suit has just the right amount of stretch to keep everything in place without being overly restrictive.

As I mentioned earlier, I have worn this same style suit on many occasions. I’ve worn them to the pool in Las Vegas, on the Beach in Miami, on the beaches of the Outer Banks, and under my slacks in the office. They are perfect anywhere you wear them! I wish I would have had the Metal Black color in my rotation over the past summer-I’m sure it would of looked awesome in the sunlight! The pouch on this suit hold you in a semi-forward position, and is noticeable under a pair of dress slacks and even somewhat in a pair of snug jeans. The fit of the pouch is perfect for me, and I often forget that they are on instead of being constantly reminded that they are there because I’m constantly adjusting them! I want to buy this suit in every color available!!!

Joe Snyder has yet to fail to perform in either styling or construction for me and this pair is no exception. From the stitching to the color, their suits are always put together 100% in my opinion. The styling of this suit has had me since the first time I saw one. The pouch is cut daringly low, and the side straps can be slung low or pulled a little over the hips before meeting in the rear where they curve over your buns! I love that the rear of this suit forms into a true thong instead of a “T” back. The tanlines you earn while wearing this suit are sexy! Lastly, the soft feel of the fabric against your skin makes you want to keep it on all day and night!

All of Joe Snyder’s suits are sized average in relation to industry standards. I wear a small in almost every suit I’ve tried, and these are no exception! The waist size fits well without digging into my skin, and the pouch is the exact right size for me! If you’re above average size, you may want to size up (or not depending on the look you’re going for.) All of the various styles I have tried so far in a size small have fit very similarly.

In summary, you can wear this suit all year, right from the boardroom to the pool house. They are constructed very well, and I have seen no indication of premature wear. I will definitely continue to purchase underwear and swimwear from Joe Snyder. If I could ask for Joe Snyder to change one thing about this suit (and all others) I would ask them to make the care tag smaller! On some suits the tag is ok, but on the bulge tanga is actually shows underneath the rear strap. Not to worry, as a couple of snips with a pair of scissors can quickly remedy this, but if you don’t like taking that into your own hands then it could pose a problem! Give yourself (or a friend) a treat for Christmas and you’ll never look back!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Tanga
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Metal Black for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Metal Black 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend

COST: $26.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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Happy Thong Thursday! I know we have quite a few thong fans on the blog. Let’s say you are looking for a classic thong to wear under your tux for a formal holiday party. Maybe you want a super comfy thong under jeans for a night out with the guys. Or lastly, maybe you want something comfortable to wear to work all day. If you answered YES to any of those scenarios mentioned the new Gregg Homme Mythic thong is one to check out.

It’s made of an amazing fabric, which by this point to anyone who has read UNB for a while shouldn’t be a shocker. Gregg Homme makes underwear in the most amazing fabrics. This is an Italian honeycombed patterned jersey. Which will be super comfy all throughout the day. The design is pretty classic from the cut to the color. Did I mention the pair is only available in black? It’s an awesome thong or any guy who loves them or would like to try it.

To me, there is something super sexy about being in a tux and wearing a black thong under it. I have always loved this look and have even done it a few times. It’s unexpected but not over the top! If you haven’t tried this I recommend it. This is also the pair to wear out among friends as well. Go out for dinner and hang out a bit. No one will be any wiser you have on a thong!  Lastly, Gregg Homme makes super sexy undies, but they make the kind that is designed to be worn all day. You won’t go a few hours and wish you wore another pair.

Gregg Homme knows how to design sexy and very functional underwear for men. I love that they created this pair in a very classic color! If you love this pair find it at the Gregg Homme Site.

PAIR: Gregg Homme Mystic Thong
FABRIC: Italian honeycombed patterned jersey
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large
COST: $29.00

First of all its only a thong

If you are a fan of skimpy swimwear, then you’ll want to pay attention to my posts over the winter and spring as we start to gear up for swimwear season. I am going to be showcasing a new swimwear line that I have worn, and I hope to bring you a few posts each month sharing my experience with some brands you may not be as familiar with. As most of you know, I am primarily a thong wearer so that we will start with those. I will also add that I do not care for suits with wide, branded waistbands, so I will not be focusing on those. I will be structuring my posts into a series that focuses on the skimpier styles with string style sides, or at minimum smaller waistbands.

I am particularly fond of suits with g-string style backs, as I really like the tan lines they leave behind. My take is if you’re going to show off a little bit of ass at the pool or on the beach, then what’s really the difference between a g-string or thong? I have always had the same thought s about wearing a speedo style suit because what’s really the difference-I am one of the few converts that went straight from a pair of shorts to a thong! All or nothing right?

I am not as fond of suits with a flat front that do not accentuate your package. Instead, I really like suits that emphasize your package. “Push-Out” or “missile” style suits are my favorite because they give me more confidence in the illusion of a larger package. If you are smaller than average one of these styles may give you the confidence to wear a thong out on the beach or to your apartment pool. Conversely, if you aren’t shy and you just want to show off what you already have, a push-out style may be a lot of fun for you to wear on your next vacation. Give it a try and let me know what you think!

I do keep it legal and do not wear mesh or net style suits, as they are not legal on the beaches that I visit. I also enjoy having the tan lines that the side and back straps leave behind, and even being reminded well into the fall and winter of all of the time I can spend out in the sun during the swimwear season!

Please let me know if there are any styles that you would like to see my review in the future or if you are particularly fond of a specific brand or line! I look forward to trying out some new styles and old, and getting to experiment with new colors and fabrics as we get ready to move into the 2018 swim season!