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Over a week ago, I learned that Joe Snyder was ceasing production for a “personal reason.” And they are selling off their entire stock, according to an email Andy shared with me. (see below)

I haven’t posted anything about it because I have been trying to reach out to several of my sources to see what is going on. I mean, it would be a shame for them to end entirely, we have had so many iconic brands in the world of undies go out of business, and for many thongers, this is not good news.

The first person I contacted was unaware of the email or the cease of production. They had no clue what was happening or why it was happening. This person deals with Joe Snyder directly. I reached out to a few other people, and it was a mystery as to why it was happening and how long it will last.

Let me be clear I haven’t heard anyone come out and say the brand was closing for good. However, if you want Joe Snyder and love it, buy it now because I have not been able to get a time frame for when it will be back in production. Many love the brand, and it’s your go-to thongs. I was going to suggest alternatives, but thongs to many guys are personal and have specific criteria they want in the thongs.

As I find out more info, I will share it here and on my Twitter “UnbTim.” If you know anything about the brand, email me or hit me up on Twitter. We have lost UnderGear, Prevail Sport, and more! Let’s hope we don’t lose another iconic underwear brand.

In the meantime

  • If you love the brand buy what you can in your favorite style or color
  • Prices on eBay will go much higher than they currently are after production stops
  • Follow me on Social and I will keep you posted with updates as I hear them
  • Shop smaller stores for Joe Snyder, they may have inventory longer than larger brands and the official sites (the.com and US sites)

The server move left me with no sleep and some issues. I’m worn out. Although, I had to venture on to the old Blogger site that UNB Started on (I discovered our real anniversary is Sept 30th not Oct 6th, DOH but we will keep it Oct because that is when we bought the domain.) Its a world apart from what we are now, looking back is amazing to see how far we have come! This is a set of pictures featuring Joe Snyder. I remember when I got these it doesn’t seem like it was in 2009! Enjoy this real TBT from 2009.

Many of you guys know and love Joe Snyder. They have some of the most loyal thong lovers on the planet. In the past they have made mainly underwear and occasionally some gear. Now they have a really cool singlet available in a few great colors.

This singlet is very low cut and made with a build-in pouch that will show off all your assets. I haven’t tried this singlet but it’s high on my list! But let’s face it there are very few singlets that I don’t like, the biggest issue would be the singlet not fitting (running too small)

One of the best qualities of this singlet is the price. It retails for $30. Singlets can run from $30-90.

PAIR: Joe Snyder JSBUL10 Singlet
COLORS: Black Mesh, Bright Lemon, Hot Pink, Lime Mesh, Pink Mesh, Watermellon, and White Mesh.
Fabric: 80% Nylon 20% Lycra
Sizes: Small – X-Large
Price: $30.00

Underwear Review. – Joe Snyder Sexiest Bikini from UNB Blog on Vimeo.

JoeSnyder furnished the Black/Silver Brief for review. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by JoeSnyder.

Rating: 7/10 (Average of the ratings below)

• Daily Fit: 7/10
• Sizing: 7/10 (JoeSnyder runs small, this pair was a small and too small for me)
• Construction: 10/10
• Styling: 7/10
• Daily Performance: 7/10

Pros: This brief is interesting. I like the front pocket reveal and the mesh in the back is super sexy.

Cons: I think the fact that they were too small for me influences my feelings about them. The material is comfortable but doesn’t feel very durable. I wouldn’t wear this daily.

Andrew recommendation: These undies are cute and sexy. I’d wear them in the right size.

This pair was furnished by and can be bought form Rolling-Skulls.com ​

When you think of Joe Snyder’s Sexiest gear, we aren’t talking the sexiest pair they make but their brand new line. It’s called Sexiest and it’s one of the hottest lines they have released in a while.

The line has a grey fabric with four different colors of mesh in the front and back. Each style has a very interesting and fun way to incorporate it. The four styles are bikini, thong, boxer, and mini cheek.

Joe Snyder Sexiest Bikini

Pair: Joe Snyder Sexiest Bikini
Color: WhiteGrey, BlackGrey, CoralGrey, and LemonGrey
Fabric: TBA
Sizes: Small – X-Large
Price: $30.33

Joe Snyder Sexiest Thong

Pair: Joe Snyder Sexiest Thong
Color: WhiteGrey, BlackGrey, CoralGrey, and LemonGrey
Fabric: TBA
Sizes: Small – X-Large
Price: $30.33

Joe Snyder Sexiest Boxer

Pair: Joe Snyder Sexiest Boxer
Color: WhiteGrey, BlackGrey, CoralGrey, and LemonGrey
Fabric: TBA
Sizes: Small – X-Large
Price: $34.82

Joe Snyder Sexiest Mini Cheek

Pair: Joe Snyder Sexiest Mini Cheek
Color: WhiteGrey, BlackGrey, CoralGrey, and LemonGrey
Fabric: TBA
Sizes: Small – X-Large
Price: $34.82


If you think that Joe Snyder can’t get any more colorful, you are wrong. They just released the Pop Color collection. Which is six colors in 8 of your favorite styles. As I have said above, color is one thing that Joe Snyder has been known for and with these six colors they are adding to their spectrum.

The eight styles included in the Pop Color line are:

  • Polyester Full Bulge Bikini
  • Polyester Bulge Tanga
  • Polyester Mini Cheek
  • Polyester Cheek boxer
  • Kini
  • Capri
  • G-String Polyester
  • Bikini Classic Polyester

The six new amazing colors are

  • Yellow
  • Red
  • Black
  • Neon Pink
  • Watermelon
  • Fuschia

I wish I had more pictures to show you guys but the pictures on the site feature no model. The best thing to do if you are a fan of Joe Snyder is go check out the line on the Male Basics site.

Have you been thinking about trying out one of Joe Snyder’s suits? If so head on over to Joe Snyder and take advantage of the sale they have going on right now and November 11th for all of their print styles. Joe Snyder offers all of their suits in numerous color options and sizes for all men. If you are unfamiliar with Joe Snyder’s line, take a look at my reviews of the Bulge Bikini, Bulge Tanga, and Bulge Briefs. Let me know what you think if you try a pair!

Joe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong in Royal Blue for review.

Rating: 9.0/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Quick drying Royal Blue fabric
  • Roomy pouch accentuates your package
  • Small Joe Snyder branded tag on the front strap

Cons:

  • Bring back pink!
  • Large care tag

UNB Ryan’s recommendation:The Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong is a welcome addition to their Maxi Bulge collection, which already includes bikini, clip, capri, kini, and cheek boxer styles.  I love that they have introduced a couple pieces of new technology to this suit-this suit features their maxi bulge enhancer as well as a scrunched rear (more on those it a bit).  Anyone who has complained about smaller pouches in the past can rest easy, as this new pouch from Joe Snyder should accommodate almost anyone-if it won’t contain all of you we want to see. #picsoritdidnthappen

I always get excited to see a message from Joe Snyder saying that there is something new coming or a sale in the future. Knowing that they are sending me one ant want my opinion is even more exciting!  Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong in Royal Blue.  I am quickly becoming a huge fan of the brand, and if you were to take a peek ay my underwear collection you’d see that they take up a sizeable amount of space in my top drawer.  My only concern with reviewing this pair was that I wouldn’t be able to fill out the pouch.  I was pleasantly surprised to find that this pouch is very accommodating, whether you are on the smaller side (like me), or if you have a very large package, this thong will make you feel much larger than normal.  I have seen a couple of guys on Instagram wearing these that are considerably larger than I am that look great in them!

As of this review, I have worn this suit on two separate occasions-once to a hotel pool and once around the house as my weekend loungewear.  I have been very pleased with the performance of this thong in both scenarios.  This pouch holds your package in a forward position-the Maxi-Bulge enhancement features a built in strap that surrounds and lifts your package and keeps everything in a semi-erect position and helps to fill out the pouch properly.  Anyone who has any self confidence issues owes it to themselves to try this, or one of Joe Snyder’s other suits featuring this technology because it will definitely give you a visible boost in the size department!

The styling of this suit is slightly different than Joe Snyder’s other thong styles in that the pouch is cut a bit higher and wider than the Bulge Tanga, and the rear coverage isn’t quite as skimpy either. There has been a scrunched rear added which nicely accentuates your cheeks, but is also a little larger than the normal Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga cut that I typically wear for tanning.  The side straps connect in the back into a true thong style rear rather than a “T” strap, which I love!  This would be a great suit to wear early on in the year to get your tan lines started, and then switch to something with a little less coverage to show off those tan lines (and cheeks) you have worked so hard for!  Joe Snyder has maintained many of the colors we are familiar with for this suit.  There are a few colors absent on this suit in particular such as the pink and purple that won’t be available in this cut (at least for now) and we can only hope to see them reappear in the future!

Most of the Joe Snyder suits I’ve worn are sized very similarly, and in accordance with industry standards.  The newer lines seem to be slightly smaller, nothing that would require us to size up, but fit a little more snugly than the earlier suits. I always wear a small in Joe Snyder, and didn’t feel out of sorts when pulling these on.  Obviously the pouch on the Maxi Bulge line is larger than normal, to account for a larger package, whether that be from the sheer excitement that this suit creates or the natural larger size of some guys!

To wrap things up, order one of these suits, wrap up your package in it, and get out with your friends and show off!  This suit is very well made, feels great, and will turn heads anywhere between the beach house and beach chair.  As always, my only complaint (if you can call it one) is the large care tag on all of Joe Snyder’s apparel.  Not a show stopper, as we can always cut the tag off with a pair of scissors, or have a friend do it for you once you get to the beach or pool party!  I can’t wait to see what Joe Snyder has in store for the future!  Like usual, let us know in the comments what you think about this suit, or if you like you can drop me a private line on Instagram or Twitter @unb_ryan

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Maxi Bulge Thong
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Royal Blue for review.  Other colors available in the line include wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, white mesh, black mesh, royal, white lace, and black lace
FABRIC: Royal Blue 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $32.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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Joe Snyder furnished the Maxibulge Cheek in pink for review.

Rating: 8.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Hot Pink fabric stands out anywhere!
  • Roomy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all day (and night) wear

Cons:

  • My only complaint is the large care tag (Sorry I can’t get past this!)

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: Joe Snyder’s Maxibulge Cheek boxer (if you can even call it that) is a sexy take on a boxer brief. This suit has a pouch that lifts and accentuates your package, making it appear much larger than it is and rear coverage that separates your buns and doesn’t quite cover them completely. If you like the cheeky boy short styles sold for the girls, then you’ll love this suit. The gathered rear coverage feels very similar to wearing a traditional thong, as it stays right in place all day long!

To restate my opinion on Joe Snyder’s line of underwear-they are made with a quick-drying fabric that can easily transition from underwear to swimwear. Also, all of their suits feel great against the skin and don’t feature elastic in the leg holes or anywhere else unnecessary. Joe Snyder sent me a pair of their Maxibulge Cheek Boxers in pink for review, and of course, I was thrilled at the opportunity to try something different! As you all know, I wear thongs almost exclusively and the cheeky style is not in my normal rotation. The Maxibulge line offers a suit for every body type and occasion, and you should be able to find one in a color that suits your personality. They are constructed with a high emphasis on highlighting your package, as they lift it up and out, and ensure it is the highlight of the suit!

While I have only worn this suit as underwear on two separate occasions and not in a public setting, I am certain that you could get away with wearing this cut at any beach, pool, or waterpark without fear of offending anyone. I will definitely be putting it to the test this coming spring and summer in some of the locations I can’t wear a thong! When worn under a pair of jeans, there is a very noticeable increase to the size of your bulge. I imagine that this will increase even more when worn under a pair of slacks in the office. If you are looking for a style to increase the appearance of your package, Joe Snyder has definitely come through with this line! Also, this suit is very supportive! If you are looking for something to wear while working out the pouch on this suit should keep you supported while going through your routine without pulling you out of place as some thongs have the tendency to do.

As expected, the quality and construction of this suit falls nothing short of Joe Snyder’s reputation of excellence. The only suggestion I have with this, as well as any of Joe Snyder’s other suits, is to shrink the care tag! The styling of this suit more than makes up for it, as there isn’t an inch of this style that doesn’t cling to your body. From the pouch in the front that silhouettes your package perfectly to the rear that clings to every inch of your ass cheeks, this suit is sexy. You would never have thought that a suit with this much coverage would feel so sexy when you pull it on! The bright pink that I received this suit in does nothing but add to the fun you’ll have while wearing this suit! I can’t wait until warmer weather to wear these outside washing our cars or doing other outdoor activities!

I have yet to find one of Joe Snyder’s styles that is out of line with the fit. Each suit I have worn from them is right in line with industry standards in my opinion. The one piece of advice I can offer is the differences in the pouch sizes. I have tried the normal Cheek Boxer from Joe Snyder, and it has a noticeably smaller pouch size that the Maxibulge style, for obvious reasons. If you need a pouch with more room, please give this or one of Joe Snyder’s other Maxibulge styles a try!

To recap, this suit is very well rounded (no pun intended) and may be worn in about any circumstance you could run into. You could comfortably and without fear of ridicule wear this suit anywhere you like, from the locker room to the beach and everywhere in between. I plan to wear these to work when I finally go back next week and look forward to filling out my dress slacks a bit more! I look forward to seeing what new styles Joe Snyder will offer in 2018 and will continue to shop with them. If you haven’t tried anything from them before, give Joe Snyder a try!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Maxibulge Cheek
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in pink for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, metal black, white mesh, black mesh, black lace, white lace, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Pink 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $40.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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IMG_3663 copyJoe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in metal black for review.

Rating: 8.2/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Wet look Metal Black fabric
  • Snug fitting stretchy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Large care tag
  • Metal Black fabric not as stretchy as other fabrics in the line

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: The Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga has become my favorite thong over the past year!!! I usually gravitate towards suits with smaller sides and back coverage, especially for tanning. However, this suit is so comfortable I wore one for the second half of the past summer! Every time I have put this suit on I quickly forget that I’m wearing it. If you like thongs, either as underwear or swimwear you owe it to yourself to try one of these if you haven’t already done so!

Joe Snyder has quickly taken over my underwear drawer since I started wearing them a couple of years ago. Since they offer styling that is just as much at home under a suit as it is by the pool, they can double as underwear and swimwear. Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in Metal Black. When Joe Snyder asked if I would be interested in doing a review, I jumped at the opportunity! This pair was not outside of my comfort zone at all, as I have worn the same style in different colors on many occasions (Vegas, Miami, Outer Banks) and felt right at home in them! This style is very well suited for all-day wear, whether you are at the beach or the office. The fabric feels great against your skin, and the suit has just the right amount of stretch to keep everything in place without being overly restrictive.

As I mentioned earlier, I have worn this same style suit on many occasions. I’ve worn them to the pool in Las Vegas, on the Beach in Miami, on the beaches of the Outer Banks, and under my slacks in the office. They are perfect anywhere you wear them! I wish I would have had the Metal Black color in my rotation over the past summer-I’m sure it would of looked awesome in the sunlight! The pouch on this suit hold you in a semi-forward position, and is noticeable under a pair of dress slacks and even somewhat in a pair of snug jeans. The fit of the pouch is perfect for me, and I often forget that they are on instead of being constantly reminded that they are there because I’m constantly adjusting them! I want to buy this suit in every color available!!!

Joe Snyder has yet to fail to perform in either styling or construction for me and this pair is no exception. From the stitching to the color, their suits are always put together 100% in my opinion. The styling of this suit has had me since the first time I saw one. The pouch is cut daringly low, and the side straps can be slung low or pulled a little over the hips before meeting in the rear where they curve over your buns! I love that the rear of this suit forms into a true thong instead of a “T” back. The tanlines you earn while wearing this suit are sexy! Lastly, the soft feel of the fabric against your skin makes you want to keep it on all day and night!

All of Joe Snyder’s suits are sized average in relation to industry standards. I wear a small in almost every suit I’ve tried, and these are no exception! The waist size fits well without digging into my skin, and the pouch is the exact right size for me! If you’re above average size, you may want to size up (or not depending on the look you’re going for.) All of the various styles I have tried so far in a size small have fit very similarly.

In summary, you can wear this suit all year, right from the boardroom to the pool house. They are constructed very well, and I have seen no indication of premature wear. I will definitely continue to purchase underwear and swimwear from Joe Snyder. If I could ask for Joe Snyder to change one thing about this suit (and all others) I would ask them to make the care tag smaller! On some suits the tag is ok, but on the bulge tanga is actually shows underneath the rear strap. Not to worry, as a couple of snips with a pair of scissors can quickly remedy this, but if you don’t like taking that into your own hands then it could pose a problem! Give yourself (or a friend) a treat for Christmas and you’ll never look back!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Tanga
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Metal Black for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Metal Black 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $26.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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I purchased the Joe Snyder Bulge Boxer, which isn’t in line with my normal choice of thong underwear, but I really liked the all day comfort that these offer.

Rating: 8.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Super stretchy-soft nylon fabric that stays close to your skin and is very breathable
  • Roomy unlined pouch accentuates your package while keeping you cool
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Limited availability in prints
  • Unlined (if that’s even a con?)

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: I love thong underwear, and until recently I have worn them almost exclusively for the past 15 years or so.  However starting to review underwear over the past few months has given me the opportunity (and encouragement) to try different styles and fabrics.  I have this same suit in the wet look black fabric, and the red fabric feels like a completely different suit due to the difference in fabric.  These are really stretchy, and feel great for all-day wear, whether you’re lounging around the house or following the wife around a shopping mall!


As an underwear reviewer, I shouldn’t be biased to a particular brand, but I LOVE Joe Snyder! They offer styles to appeal to both men and women, which can be used as underwear and swimwear, and they offer cuts from modest to daring.  I love the multitude of fabrics and color choices that Joe Snyder offers, and like that all of their suits accentuate the cheeks.  While I do normally love to wear thongs, I have been branching out recently and have found many trunks and boxer styles offer a cheeky feel reminiscent of a thong or tanga style.  This suit was not entirely out of my comfort zone-I plan to try some brief and jock styles in the future!

I have only worn this pair one day, which was a good test because my wife and I were due to go see a movie and do some shopping afterward.  While watching the movie the pair was very comfortable, and I could hardly even notice them.  They have an almost natural fit that hugs your skin without being overly constrictive.  The pouch holds your package up and is supportive, and is unlined so it keeps you cool all day.  While walking around the mall with my wife these performed the same in that they were hardly even noticeable.  The bulge pouch does add some to your confidence, and depending on how snug your pants are, can even be noticed through a pair of jeans!

This suit was everything I have come to expect from Joe Snyder.  The construction is top-notch, with attention to detail.  All of the elastic is positioned to allow for maximum comfort and doesn’t dig or cut into your skin anywhere.  Also, the leg openings do not have any elastic, so they just follow the contour of your body and are extremely comfortable for long-term wear.  The only thing I don’t care for is the large tag that is present in all of their suits, but it is very easily remedied with a pair of scissors!

Joe Snyder’s line has always had a very consistent fit for me, even between different lines and cuts.  This pair is no exception; in fact, they may even feel a little better than some of the others I have in my collection.  I have this exact same pair in a black “wet look” fabric, and they don’t have near the elasticity that the red fabric has.  These feel great, don’t pull or ride up throughout the day and have just the right amount of give for all-day comfort and support.  This pair has a generously sized pouch that fits your anatomy, and has plenty of room to stretch throughout the day to allow for movement and support.

In conclusion, I was overly satisfied with this review, and will likely continue to wear them.  The quality is nothing short of what Joe Snyder is famous for, and I will continue to support them!  If I had to ask Joe Snyder to change anything about this pair, I would encourage them to design a smaller care tag.  If you like cheeky styles, give these a try, you won’t be disappointed

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Boxer
COLORS: The pair I reviewed was in red.  Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, black lace, white lace, royal, metal black, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Red 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $31.00 through Joe Snyder online store
Where to buy: Joe Snyder