Brief Talk Podcast – Brief Tale with Simon: A Life in Spandex

In this latest Brief Talk Podcast – Brief Tale, UNB Tim sits down with Simon, a self-described Lycra enthusiast whose love for spandex goes back to his teenage years. What started with the influence of superhero TV shows and the allure of tight athletic gear has grown into a full-on passion that’s now a part of his everyday life.

From Superheroes to Cycling Shorts

Simon’s first introduction to spandex came through superhero shows as a kid, but it wasn’t until he was about 16 that he bought his first piece—running tights he spotted in a store. From there, he moved into cycling shorts, Speedos, and any other snug, stretchy gear he could find. Over time, his appreciation evolved into both a fetish and a lifestyle, fueled by discovering small online communities of like-minded spandex fans.

Wearing Spandex Out and About

For Simon, spandex is not just for home or the bedroom—he often wears it to cycle to work, exercise, or attend fetish events like Darklands. He’s found creative ways to make it gym-appropriate, like wearing shorts over tights, and enjoys the freedom of being in spaces where his love for spandex is accepted and celebrated.

One of his most memorable recent additions? A green and rosy running suit—perfect for everything from lounging at home to navigating a night out without struggling in the bathroom. He also recently purchased a striking red suit, which quickly became a favorite.

Community, Confidence, and Connection

While Simon mostly shares his spandex side within the fetish community, social media platforms like Instagram, Blue Sky, and Spandex Party have helped him connect with other enthusiasts. He’s noticed that spandex is becoming more visible in fetish scenes, especially when mixed with leather or other gear, and encourages guys to enjoy whatever style makes them feel confident and sexy.

Sneakers, Speedos, and Future Goals

Simon admits he’s a sneaker fan too, pairing them with his spandex when possible, although he doesn’t have the budget to perfectly coordinate every outfit. His Speedo collection doesn’t get much use these days due to living far from the beach, but he’s always open to adding more gear to his collection.

For Simon, the joy of spandex is about comfort, expression, and community. Whether it’s a skin-tight bodysuit, cycling kit, or gym tights, the gear makes him feel good—and that’s what matters most.

Where to Find Simon Online:

• Instagram: lycra_job
• Blue Sky: cyclist_job
• Spandex Party: cycling

Listen to the full episode to hear Simon’s stories and insights on living the spandex life, navigating public wear, and finding your tribe in the world of gear lovers.