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Gregg Homme’s own website stated it best. This piece is “blisteringly sexy”. The Gregg Homme Hot Shot Booty Shorts are a statement beyond any other this reviewer has seen. With their criss-crossing elastic side panels, discreet metal rings, and ‘liquid touch’ fabric this gladiator style undergarment is more than your typical short. It is a magnet for attraction.

The beauty of the piece does have its limits, however. There are certain things anyone looking for a piece of sexy underwear should know. This type of underwear is not what I would call an everyday wear piece. Instead this is definitely designed and meant for special occasions. In a similar way that a woman buys a piece of lingerie, this is lingerie for men. I have to state this because after wearing it under a pair for jeans for a few hours, the elastic stitching popped on one of the criss crosses. That does not mean it was uncomfortable, it simply means I think the movement was too much for the stitching to handle.

Throughout the day of wearing, this piece stayed extremely comfortable. The brief style top to the rear in conjunction with the thong base took a little getting used to; however, after wearing for about 10 minutes it was extremely comfortable. I greatly enjoyed the hybrid style of the back. Not to mention that the hybrid was wonderful at showing off certain assets, in both the front and back. Add to that the fact that the fabric is cool and sleek and this piece is a pleasure to wear.

Coming in all sizes and 4 colors (Black, white, red and purple) this piece is a must have for any man that is looking to show off his Roman side and have a sexy piece to show off all of the important assets.

PROS

  • Sexy
  • Comfortable
  • Easy Care

CONS

  • Elastic Stitching
  • Limited Wear

Fit

5

Materials

5

Construction

4

Look

5

Daily Wear

4

OVERALL

4.6

*OUT of 5*

These were furnished for review by Gregg Homme

There is nothing more patriotic than an all American made piece of underwear that only comes in red, white and blue. There is also nothing more patriotic than a great 97% Cotton 3% Spandex jock strap that just screams “please wear me on the playing field.” This strap from Pistol Pete is a true jock that is meant for its purpose, support and comfort!

Wearing this piece for a full day was not as great as I had hoped, however. It is a great piece minus the slight roll which the pouch edge seems to do occasionally. This role causes the sharp edge of the pouch (a striking design from a visual standpoint) to cut into the inner thigh. Once laid back flat, however, the piece returns to its wonderful comfort.

This piece provides comfort, sex appeal, support, and a striking image. Though it may only come in a few colors, it is packed with possibilities. This is a piece of underwear for the American athlete in all of us. A definite must for any playing field. Buy one for the low price of only $18 and play ball!

PROS

  • Sexy
  • Comfortable
  • Easy Care

CONS

  • Roll of Pouch Edge
  • Limited Colors

Fit

5

Materials

5

Construction

4

Look

5

Daily Wear

4

OVERALL

4.6

*OUT of 5*

This pair was furnished for review by Pistol Pete.

Is it underwear or is it men’s panities? Made of materials which feel very similar to women’s underwear, you would think this 78% Nylon, 22% Spandex brief belonged to a woman not a man. However, the cut and fit are definite made for a man’s frame. The constructed pouch provides support only a good pair of men’s bikini briefs can offer. Add to that the low hip cut and the crossed pattern in the back and you have a wonderfully sexy and very comfortable pair. Speaking of that crossed pattern, it gives just the right amount of glimpse to the assets hidden underneath.

Available in four colors (red, white, black and turquoise) the piece has a decent variety for most people. It is also cost effective. It is only $18 per pair. It does have a downside though. The garment is not washing machine safe and must be hand washed and laid flat to dry. The material, cut, and colors may be reminiscent of women’s panties but these are definitely made for men and are definitely a great pair for any man to have in his drawer.

PROS

  • Sexy
  • Comfortable
  • Fabric

CONS

  • Care Instructions
  • Limited Colors

Fit

5

Materials

5

Construction

5

Look

5

Daily Wear

5

OVERALL

5

*OUT of 5*

These were furnished for review by MaleBasics. They also retail for $17.99

“I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty.”  How else should one react when putting on a piece of underwear that reminds them very much of a sexy piece of women’s lingerie?  The white and black, 78% nylon and 22% spandex brief is perfectly name “Cheeky.” This name references both its bold statement and its fit, not to mention that when this reviewer sees the word he immediately thinks of a British maid which fittingly works for this garment. Its high trim around the buttocks does show a little more cheek than I typically might be used to, pushing the name even further. This does not take away from its comfort or sex appeal however. The lacey trim supports and adds comfort to all of one’s rear assets. The soft nylon pouch in the front does the same for those other utmost important pieces of equipment that need to be held and comfortable. All in all this a comfortable piece with a nice amount of design flair, in an odd sissy-like type fashion.

Available in two color combinations black/white or white/black, the piece is slightly limiting in fashion with that regard. However, for what you are buying I am not sure one would want any other colors. It does have a few other downsides as well. This is not a piece that I would recommend for everyday use. The lace and the nylon both seem somewhat fragile and I would be afraid to put them through too much rigorous wearing. The garment is also not washing machine safe and must be hand washed and laid flat to dry. Hanes briefs this is not. All those women out there that feel men have it too easy when caring for our undergarments now have a piece to throw in our faces. Kudos to them.

PROS

  • Cute
  • Comfortable
  • Different

CONS

  • Care Instructions
  • Not for everyday use

Fit

5

Materials

4

Construction

5

Look

5

Daily Wear

4

OVERALL

4.6

*OUT of 5*

This pair was furnished for review by MaleBasics. It retails for $24.99 on their website.

“But a deltoid, and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Make me, ooh, shake” , wonderful quote from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and an even better beginning to this underwear review.  How else can I start a review on a piece of underwear that is made of golden lycra.  It has its positives and negatives that are very easy to point out.

First, it is incredibly comfortable. It has plenty of room for all the important goods, both front and back. Though it does not have a rear seam to show off certain assets, it still lifts and makes everything look perky. The front seam creates a great pouch which hugs everything perfectly.  To top all of that off it comes in all sizes, including extra-small and extra-large.

The main negatives: It only comes in one color… gold. It states on the website

“Please note: All the Celestial range products are ‘special occasion’ underwear and as such we recommend they be worn as ‘occasional’ wear. The regular wearing and washing of these products may result in abrasion and subsequent dulling of the foil surface. Bum-chums can accept no responsibility should this occur.”

I love this brief. It is all around great.

PROS

  • Coloring
  • Fabric
  • Sex Appeal

CONS

  • Care Instructions
  •  “Occasional Wear”

Fit

5

Materials

5

Construction

5

Look

5

Daily Wear

0

OVERALL

4.0

*OUT of 5*

 

Bum-Chums furnished this pair for review. You can find more info about them on the Bum-Chum Website – http://www.bum-chums.com

It’s an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow…banana hammock? That was my first reaction to the fluorescent yellow Cover Male jock strap.  Upon first look, it doesn’t even appear to be large enough to cover even the smallest of men. I am happy to say my first reactions were incorrect. As I stepped into the jock strap, I found it quite comfortable and extremely sexy. The wide, soft waist band and straps make it comfortable along the legs and hips while the 83% polyester and 17% Spandex pouch hold much more than you would think.

The pouch is shaped perfectly to hold even the largest package with its stretchy material and nicely places stitching. There is one negative though, you have to wear your package facing down. If you face it the wrong way, you will find nothing fits in this piece.

Available in nine colors from black to yellow and sizes small to x-large, you can find a pair of this underwear in your favorite shade. One downside is that the materials require that this underwear be machine washed and lay flat to dry. It is difficult to remember to take these out of the laundry to dry. That being said, I forgotten both times I have washed it. It still looks as great as when it came out of the package.

All in all a great brief, easy to wear, and  very sexy to the eye. It receives a definite positive review from me, especially when I am looking to be as skimpy as possible.

PROS

  • Coloring
  • Fabric
  • Sex Appeal

CONS

  • Care Instructions
  • Specifies how I wear it

Fit

4

Materials

4

Construction

5

Look

5

Daily Wear

4

OVERALL

4.4

*OUT of 5*

 

You can find more information on the Cover Male site, including where to buy. http://www.covermale.com