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JOR furnished the 1151 Andy Swim Thong and 1184 Andy Sport Bag for review. All opinions are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 10/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:

  • Fun and playful print
  • The 1″ waistband adds a pop of color.
  • Available in a variety of cuts

Cons:

  • High Price Point
  • A lined pouch may not appeal to some.

Have you ever looked at swimwear or underwear and thought, “that was made for me” or “that has my name all over it”? Well, that certainly happened when I saw that JOR makes a swim thong literally with my name. The JOR Andy swim thong may not have been made specifically for me, but it certainly feels like it.

First and foremost, we have to talk about the fun design. From a distance, you see a fun pattern….some graphics, some words. The only way to really see what is on the thong is to get up close and personal with it (I like this already). Upon close inspection, you’ll see an image of a scruffy, bearded man, tied up. Words printed across the thong include: fetish, show me the ropes, discipline, BDSM, woof, etc. Again, I don’t think a thong could be made any more for me than this (unless it were pink).

The suit itself is a great, comfortable swim thong. The fabric is soft; the thong doesn’t ride up. The pouch is roomy enough. It checks all the boxes. The pouch is lined, which I don’t mind, but I know some guys prefer unlined. I could easily wear this all day at the beach or by a pool and have no fit or comfort issues.

I also got my hands on the matching sport bag. This is the perfect accessory for the beach to hold all of your gear. It features the same print as the thong and allows you to see everything at a higher resolution. I noticed that the drawstring color on the bag online is yellow; the one I received is actually white. Not a huge thing, but something to note.

While I might be slightly biased by the name and design, this really is a solid thong option. You can find the same print on a swim bikini, face mask, tank top, boxer, and brief. So lots of options to enjoy the print even if a swim thong isn’t for you (although I think it should).

PAIR: JOR 1151 Andy Swim Thong and JOR 1184 Andy Sport Bag

COLORS: Unique Andy Print

FABRIC: 87% Polyester 13% Elastane

SIZES: Small – X-Large

COST: Thong $53.00 Sport Bag: $24.90


JOR furnished the 1104 Monaco Thong for review. All opinions are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 10/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:

  • Fantastic Fabric
  • Great Design
  • Great Price Point

Cons:

  • .More color options needed

Let me start with some honesty; I have found JOR thongs to be hit or miss or me in the past. This time though, everything has come together to form the perfect 10 out of 10 thong for me! The moment I opened the package and felt the JOR Monaco thong, I knew I was in love!

I will start with my favorite part of this thong (and quite possibly the most important part), the fabric. I’ve always been a fan of nylon/spandex thongs, but this one really knocks it out of the park for me. The fabric is so soft and smooth, like butter. It feels great throughout the day. The strap against my taint is where I’ve encountered some issues with JOR before, but not in this case. Nice and comfortable all day long!

In addition to the comfort factor, the styling of this thong is great as well. I like the tri-color waistband (which is also comfortable) and the contrasting piping along the front pouch and back. It all comes together to form a sporty, classic, stylish look.

The sizing is perfect on this. Medium worked perfectly for my 31″ waist. Even more important is the pouch sizing. This is where I can sometimes run into issues with some thongs, but not this one. The pouch has a nice contoured style, which, paired with that super comfortable fabric, makes it an ideal fit!

There’s not much that I could find that I didn’t like about this thong. It’s comfortable, stylish, and a great price point. The only thing way that JOR could improve this thong is to offer more color options. This is a great thong that any guy should make sure to add to his collection!

BRAND: JOR
PAIR: 1104 Monaco Thong Black
COLORS: JOR sent me black for review. The thong also comes in white.
FABRIC: 78% Nylon, 22% Spandex
SIZES: S-XL (28″-36″)

We are joined by another video reviewer, Antonio Martinez. Antonio is an actor/model/aerialist artist. He is here today to show you several pairs of Envy Menswear. The pairs are Sailor Salute Set, Seamless White Trunk, Breakaway Thong, Low Rise Jock, and Low Rise Thong. We have even more coming in part two.

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5.) Two PIECE SAILOR SALUTE SET By Envy Menswear

Style: BLEC08

Available in M/L and L/XL

Everyone loves a man in uniform! Salute the man and he may salute you back in this sailor costume by Envy Menswear. Designed as a two piece set, the blue and white short boxer/briefs are a creative play on the sailor design, while the white necktie finishes the look!

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros: I really loved the creativity in design to celebrate the sexy sailor theme!  Since I was a cruise line performer for 10 years, I could really appreciate it!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt felt lifted and snug while my balls and such felt comfy in the pouch.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin.  Great for big and exciting movements while dancing in private or on stage.  As a dancer that likes to be over the top with movement, this sexy sailor costume is perfect!  I can hit a split on the floor or lift my leg in any direction and not have my boys “fall out”!   The pouch allows for movements that are big and the overall stretch fabric really lets you move while being supported.

The white neck tie completed the look and is perfect for tugging on during sex or play.  I will definitely be performing in this asap! 

Cons:  To be super honest, I couldn’t think a single con but if I had to dig for one, I would say… Perhaps be careful with the buttons on the pouch as they may be the 1st thing to fall off or get caught on something. 

UNB recommendation:

This sexy sailor set is perfect for a fun Halloween costume idea.  I would add a fake tattoo, white boots or sneakers, and a white navy hat if you can find one to complete the look for a party.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them!  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and model, this pair made me want to dance big, hit some splits, kick my leg, and be sexy for camera.  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this 2 PIECE SAILOR SALUTE SET by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexy, masculine, and ready for a pride parade!

The Fabric and construction is definitely of well quality.  Envy Menswear is affordable so the design and fabrics are always on point considering the actual cost.  This sailor themed short and neck tie is really well made.  The attention to detail was perfect.  Love the gold buttons placed along the pouch as it brings even more attention to a nicely lifted and supported bulge.

This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M so it was a perfect fit.  To be honest, I think my penis and ball size helped me fill up the large portion of this “M/L” but I definitely think it was pretty true to size.   I was able to fill it out just enough and I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This 2 PIECE SAILOR SALUTE SET By Envy Menswear is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, costumes for adult parties, dance performances, modeling and feeling sexy in front of the camera!  I think it would also work really well for a beach day or pool day.  The pouch is not double lined as swimwear BUT why not show a little more if and when you can?!

  • PAIR: Envy Menswear 2 PIECE SAILOR SALUTE SET
  • COLORS: BLUE
  • FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX
  • SIZES: M/L and L/XL
  • COST: $24.49 USD but prices may vary on line.

6.) SEAMLESS WHITE TRUNK W/ GRAY LOGO

Style: E063

Available in M/L and L/XL

This pair is both functional and sexy!  Its seamless design makes it super comfortable and really brings attention to all the right places.  A white pair of semi-tight trunks can really define all parts of the male anatomy.  This trunk is perfect for the gym, running, yoga, lounging around the house, or wearing under your favorite pair of tight pants.

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work. The pair is always been a part of my essential collection for everyday use!  All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: I really loved the seamless design which accentuates the male form!  Because of all the parts of me I love to show off, I could really appreciate this sexy pair!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt felt lifted and snug while my package felt securely held in place.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and could be great for big and exciting movements while dancing in private or on stage. I’ve worn these to the gym and running, and I find them to be perfect for all fitness activities!  I can hit a split on the floor or lift my leg in any direction and not have my boys “fall out”!   The poly-blend fabric allows for movements that are big and the design really lets you move while being supported.

The heather grey logo on the mostly white trunk is a perfect complement to the look.  I will definitely continue to wear these for fitness and modeling! 

Cons:  To be super honest, I couldn’t think of a single con.

UNB recommendation:

This SEAMLESS WHITE TRUNK W/ GRAY LOGO is a perfect addition to any mans everyday underwear collection.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them!  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and model, this pair made me want to hit the gym or hang from a silk!  I felt safe to dance big, hit some splits, kick my leg, and feel sexy in everyday life.  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this white and grey trunk by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexy, masculine, and ready for an athletic adventure!

The Fabric and construction is definitely of well quality.  The attention to detail was perfect.  Love the heather grey placed along where the band would be on this seamless pair.

This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M so it was a perfect fit.  To be honest, I think my penis and ball size were accentuated quite nicely in this “M/L” and I definitely think it was pretty true to size.   I was able to fill it out just enough and I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This SEAMLESS WHITE TRUNK W/ GRAY LOGO By Envy Menswear is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, an active lifestyle, gym, yoga, dance, modeling and feeling sexy in front of anyone!  I think it would also work really well for a beach day or pool day.  The pouch is not double lined as swimwear BUT why not show a little more if and when you can?!

  • PAIR: SEAMLESS WHITE TRUNK W/ GRAY LOGO
  • COLORS: WHITE & GREY
  • FABRIC: 90% NYLON 10% SPANDEX
  • SIZES: M/L and L/XL
  • COST: $21.99 USD but prices may vary on line.

7.) BREAK AWAY BLUE THONG

Style: E035

Available in S/M, M/L, & L/XL

The convertible of underwear!  This sexy and playful thong is perfect for private or public showtimes!  Its break away design makes it super convenient to really get the party started and is  an attention grabber even if you decide not to “break away”.  The vibrant blue pouch really provided a perfect outline of your entire package, making it even more exciting to see what will make an appearance once the break away function is utilized.  The thong back and light blue front pouch really define all parts of the male anatomy.  This Thong is perfect for the gym, lounging around the house, performing for a party of one or many, or wearing under your favorite pair of tight pants.

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work.  All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:  The smaller sleek design really accentuates the male form!  I love showing off all parts of me… both front and back, so I definitely appreciate this sexy thong!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt looked extra perky while my package felt snuggly held in place.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and looks great while dancing in private or on stage.  The fabric and fit really showcase the outline of a package.  I’ve worn these to the gym, grocery store, on dates, and have kept on during sex and I find them to be perfect for all activities!  The break away ability is convenient for sex and for flirtations in foreplay.  I will definitely continue to wear these for 1st dates and those kinky sexual encounters! 

Cons:  Although this thong is extremely sexy, there is only one major con… This particular pouch runs a little small so if your package is a M/L or L/XL then expect to be bursting at the seams a bit.  This was a S/M which fit me perfect in the waist, but my balls were definitely peek-a-booing through the sides. If you want to dance in this thong, be very careful as not to let one of your balls fall out. 

UNB recommendation:

This BREAK AWAY BLUE THONG is a perfect addition to any mans “sexy time” underwear collection.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them!  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and model, this pair made me want to hit the stage, pose for camera, or tease an audience of one or many!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this vibrant blue thong by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexy, kinky, and ready for a show or sexual adventure!

The Fabric and construction is definitely of well quality.  The attention to detail was perfect. 

This pair was a S/M and I usually wear a M so it was a super tight fit.  To be honest, I think my penis and ball size were a little too big for this smaller pouch and so I think this design may run a little smaller than the others.   I was able to make it work but I would definitely order the M/L or L/XL in the future. 

This BREAK AWAY BLUE THONG By Envy Menswear is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, foreplay, wearing during sex, small dance moves, modeling, and feeling sexy in front of anyone!  I think it would also work really well for a beach day or pool day.  The pouch is not double lined as swimwear BUT why not show a lot more if and when you can?!

  • PAIR: BREAK AWAY BLUE THONG 
  • COLORS: BLUE
  • FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX
  • SIZES: S/M, M/L, & L/XL
  • COST: $21.99 USD but prices may vary on line.

8.) LOW RISE JOCK GREY

Style: E065-GRY

Available in S/M, M/L, & L/XL

This jock strap is for fitness or to leave on while being topped!  This sexy and playful jock is perfect for private or public showtimes!  Its front and back sleek design and pubic area cut out hole make it super convenient to really get the party started.  This charcoal grey color really makes it masculine and sexy.  The jock strap back and soft front pouch really define all parts of the male anatomy.  This jock is perfect for the gym, under athletic wear, performing for a party of one or many, sex parties, or wearing under your favorite pair of tight pants.

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work.  All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:  The thicker waist band really makes for a supported and masculine fit for the male form!  I love showing off all parts of me… both front and back, so I definitely appreciate this sexy jock!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt looked extra perky and lifted while my package felt snuggly held in place.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and looks great while dancing in private or on stage.  The fabric and fit really showcase the outline of a package.  I’ve worn these to the gym, grocery store, on dates, and have definitely kept them on during sex and I find them to be perfect for all activities!  The total “ass out look” is convenient for sex and foreplay.  I will definitely continue to wear these for 1st dates and those kinky sexual encounters! 

Cons:  I really can’t think of a single con but if I had to dig for one…  then perhaps a lighter color in fabric would have shown off my dick print and overall package better.

UNB recommendation:

This LOW RISE JOCK in GREY is a perfect addition to any mans “sexy time” underwear collection and fitness apparel.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them.  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and fitness model, this pair made me want to hit the stage, pose for camera, or tease a special audience of one or many!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this masculine dark grey jock strap by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel fit, sexy, kinky, and ready for a show or sexual encounter!

The Fabric and construction is definitely of well quality.  The attention to detail was perfect. 

This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M so it was a perfect fit.  I would definitely order the M/L again in the future. 

This LOW RISE GREY JOCK by Envy Menswear is perfect for fitness, wearing under active wear, sexy nights with your partner, foreplay, wearing during sex, small dance moves, modeling, and feeling sexy in front of anyone!

  • PAIR: LOW RISE JOCK
  • COLORS: GREY
  • FABRIC: 92% POLYESTER 8% SPANDEX
  • SIZES: S/M, M/L, & L/XL
  • COST: $21.99 USD but prices may vary on line.

9.) LOW RISE THONG BLACK

Style: E067-BLK

Available in S/M, M/L, & L/XL

This black strappy thong is for show and Halloween costume!  This sexy and playful thong is perfect for private or public showtimes!  Its front and back strappy design is super playful and fun and would make for a great themed sexy evening.  The thong strappy back and soft front really bring some creative and theatrical attention to all parts of the male anatomy.  This thong is perfect for sexy themed parties of one or many, sex parties, or for taking fun selfies to send to that special person.

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work.  All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 5/10
  • Sizing: 6/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 5/10

Pros:  I love showing off all parts of me… both front and back, so I definitely appreciate this sexy thong!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt looked extra fat and plump while my package felt snuggly held in place.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and looks great while dancing in private or on stage.  The fabric and fit really showcase any size butt.  I’ve worn this thong for gogo dancing and as an outfit right before sex and I find them to be perfect for those moments!  The total “spider web look” is sex and foreplay.  I will definitely continue to wear these for those kinky sexual encounters! 

Cons: Although this thong is extremely sexy, there is only one major con… This particular pouch runs extremely small so if your package is a M/L or L/XL then expect to be bursting at the seams!  This was a M/L which fit my ass and waist, but my balls and dick were definitely peek-a-booing through the sides. If you want to dance in this thong, be very careful as not to let one of your balls squeeze out. 

UNB recommendation:

This LOW RISE BLACK THONG is a perfect addition to any mans “sexy time” underwear collection.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them.  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and fitness model, this pair made me want to hit the stage, pose for camera, or tease a special audience of one or many!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this strappy black thong by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel fit, sexy, kinky, and ready for a show or sexual encounter!

The Fabric, construction, and attention to detail is of fair quality. 

This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M so it was a fair fit.  I would definitely order the L/XL again in the future.  The sizing runs a little small so you will want to order a size up.

This LOW RISE BLACK THONG by Envy Menswear is perfect for sexy nights with your sex partner, foreplay, small dance moves, modeling, and feeling sexy in front of anyone!

  • PAIR: LOW RISE THONG
  • COLORS: BLACK
  • FABRIC: 92% POLYESTER 8% SPANDEX
  • SIZES: S/M, M/L, & L/XL
  • COST: $21.99 USD but prices may vary on 

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We are joined by another video reviewer, Antonio Martinez. Antonio is an actor/model/aerialist artist. He is here today to show you several pairs of Envy Menswear. The pairs are Logo Elastic Low Rise Mesh Trunk, Micro Low Rise Logo Elastic Brief, Tuxedo Cuff and Collar, and Giddyup Cowboy set. We have even more coming in part two.

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1.) Envy Menswear Logo Elastic Low Rise Mesh Trunk

Style: E038

Available in M/L and L/XL

Nothing says sexy like an entire mesh athletic trunk!  This underwear is the most functional yet sexiest pair of Envy undies I’ve modeled so far.  You could feel your sexiest while lifting weights at the gym or just walking around the house, teasing your significant other while wearing these mesh undies.

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they love my modeling and performance work. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: I really love the sporty design of these athletic fit mesh undies!  Since I love fitness and love feeling sexy during all activities, I can really appreciate this mesh pair!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt looks extra round, and the pushup pouch really showcased my balls and dick.  This common pushup technology involves a piece of U-shaped or horse-shoe shaped material being sewn into the entrance of the pouch. Your package sits over this material, with the material supporting it from underneath, pushing it upwards and outwards. The material usually has a soft elastic lining to make it more comfortable and to provide some flexibility.  By pushing the package upwards and away from the body, it reduces the amount of sticking, sweating, and squashing, making it a healthier wearing experience.  

The benefits of push up men’s underwear are not only supported, lift, and enhancement. By pushing the package upwards and away from the body, these push-up systems reduce the amount of sticking, sweating, and squashing, making it a healthier wearing experience. In terms of enhancement, push-up systems tend to provide the largest level of enhancement, although it can vary depending on your package size. 

,The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and the white portion of the pouch really helped define my shaft and head.  Great for big and exciting movements while dancing on stage or for a private audience member.  As a performer that likes to be over the top with movement and creativity, this sexy tuxedo thong costume is perfect for me!  I can hit a split on the floor or lift my leg in any direction and not have my boys “fall out”!   The pouch allows for movements that are big, and the overall stretchy fabric really lets you move while being supported. 

The white necktie and cuffs totally completed the look and are perfect for themed parties or sex play.  I will definitely be performing in this outfit asap! 

,Cons: To be super honest, I couldn’t think of a single con but if I had to dig for one, I would say… Perhaps the disadvantage would be the push-up technology in that it may feel odd at first. It is not necessarily uncomfortable; it just feels strange if you are not used to it.  It is not natural for your package to be pushed upwards, and therefore it can feel strange, requiring a little patience until you are used to the feel.

UNB recommendation:

,This Envy Menswear Logo Elastic Low Rise Mesh Trunk is perfect for feeling sexy under any clothing while also giving your package an extra lift.  I have enjoyed Envy underwear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them!  I’ve loved every pair for their unique styles and quality.  I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was completely in my comfort zone.

the As a pro dancer and model, this mesh trunk made me want to dance and show off my lifted package, pose for camera, tease my lover, and definitely inspires me to walk proudly into any room!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this mesh trunk by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexy, masculine, and ready for a sexy day!

The Fabric and construction are definitely of well quality and built to last.  Envy Menswear is affordable, so the design and fabrics are always on point considering the actual cost.  The attention to detail was perfect.  Love the black, red, and white combo.   The white mesh pouch with pushup feature really brings even more attention to a dick print!

,This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M, so it was a perfect fit.  I definitely think it was pretty true to size.   I was able to fill it out just enough, and I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This Envy Menswear Logo Elastic Low Rise Mesh Trunk is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, dance performances, modeling, and feeling sexy and lifted in public! 

PAIR: Envy Menswear Logo Elastic Low Rise Mesh Trunk

COLORS: Black & White

FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX

SIZES: M/L and L/XL

,COST: Roughly $21.99 USD but prices may vary online.

2.) Envy Micro LowRise Logo Elastic White Brief 

Style: E043

Available in S/M, M/L, L/XL

This is Envy menswear’s take on a classic white brief.  It is made for those that want an all-around confidence when wearing hot to trot undergarments that are both functional stunning. These classic white briefs are made from the finest materials and are a great choice for a classic look and design. 

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they love my modeling and performance work. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

,Pros: I really love the classic and clean design of these athletic fit undies!  Since I love fitness and love feeling sexy during all activities, I can really appreciate this classic pair!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt looks extra round and the white moderately sized pouch really showcases my balls and dick print. 

,The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and the white portion of the pouch really helped define my package.  Great for big and exciting movements while dancing on stage or for a private audience member.  As a performer, this sexy Envy Micro LowRise Logo Elastic Brief White is perfect for me!  I can hit a split on the floor or lift my leg in any direction and not have my boys “fall out”!   The pouch allows for movements that are big, and the overall stretchy fabric really lets you move while being supported.  I will definitely be performing in this classic look asap! 

Cons: To be super honest, I couldn’t think of a single con!

UNB recommendation:

This Envy Micro LowRise Logo Elastic Brief White is perfect for feeling sexy under any clothing.  I have enjoyed Envy underwear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to wear them in my day to day activities.  I’ve loved every pair for their unique styles and quality.  I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was completely in my comfort zone.

As a pro dancer and model, this classic brief made me want to dance, show off my butt and package, pose for camera, tease my lover, and definitely inspires me to walk around the house wearing only these pair of undies!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this classic brief by Envy Menswear.  It makes me feel sexy, masculine, and ready for a sexy day at the gym and every place in between.

The Fabric and construction are definitely of well quality and built to last.  Envy Menswear design and fabrics are always on point considering the actual cost.  I love this black and white combo.   The white pouch really brings even more attention to my dick print and package overall!

, This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M, so it worked great.  Although, I do think I could have gotten away with wearing an S/M as well if I ever desired a more snug fit.  I definitely think it was pretty true to size.   I was able to fill it out just enough, and I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This Envy Micro LowRise Logo Elastic White Brief is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, Gym and fitness, dance performances, modeling, and feeling sexy and lifted in public! 

PAIR: Envy Micro LowRise Logo Elastic White Brief 

COLORS: White

FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX

SIZES: S/M, M/L, L/XL

COST: Roughly $21.99 USD but prices may vary online.

3.) Tuxedo Thong with Cuffs/ Collar 3 Piece By Envy Menswear

Style: EC06

Available in M/L and L/XL

Who doesn’t love a man in a tuxedo?  This costume is the most formal you will appear while being in a revealing thong at the same time!  You could be the sexiest formal waiter your significant other has ever had while “serving them” in this formal thong costume by Envy Menswear. Designed as a 3 piece set, the black and white thong is a creative play on the men’s tuxedo design, while the white necktie and cuffs finish the look!

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: I really loved the creativity in design to celebrate men in tuxes!  Since I love dressing up for formal events and love the feeling and aesthetic of a thong, I can really appreciate this combination!  Loved the quality of the fabric and the overall design of this piece.  My butt felt extra round and showcased while my balls and dick felt comfy and held in this fancy pouch.  The fabric feels super comfortable on the skin and the white portion of the pouch really helped define my shaft and head.  Great for big and exciting movements while dancing on stage or for a private audience member.  As a performer that likes to be over the top with movement and creativity, this sexy tuxedo thong costume is perfect for me!  I can hit a split on the floor or lift my leg in any direction and not have my boys “fall out”!   The pouch allows for movements that are big, and the overall stretchy fabric really lets you move while being supported. 

The white necktie and cuffs totally completed the look and are perfect for themed parties or sex play.  I will definitely be performing in this outfit asap! 

of Cons: To be super honest, I couldn’t think a single con, but if I had to dig for one, I would say… Perhaps be careful with the buttons on the pouch as they may be the 1st thing to fall off or get caught on something. 

UNB recommendation:

, This Envy Menswear Tuxedo Thong with Cuffs/ Collar 3 Piece set is perfect for a fun Halloween costume idea.  I would add black dress shoes and long black dress socks to complete the look for a party or party of 2.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now and will definitely continue to model and perform in them!  I’ve loved every pair for their unique styles and quality.  I was definitely looking forward to this review and it was completely in my comfort zone.

The As a pro dancer and model, this thong tux made me want to dance big, hit some splits, kick my leg, pose for camera, serve a glass of wine, and definitely inspired me to dance and perform!  I am looking forward to shooting with professional photographers while modeling this Tuxedo Thong by Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexy, masculine, and ready for a sexy formal event!

Fabric and construction are definitely of well quality.  Envy Menswear is affordable so the design and fabrics are always on point considering the actual cost.  This tuxedo themed thong and accessories are really well made.  The attention to detail was perfect.  Love the black buttons placed running down along the center of the pouch as it brings even more attention to a nicely supported bulge and dick print.

This pair was a M/L and I usually wear a M so it was a perfect fit.  To be honest, I think my penis and ball size helped me fill up the “L” portion of this “M/L” but I definitely think it was pretty true to size.   I was able to fill it out just enough and I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This Envy Menswear Tuxedo Thong with Cuffs/ Collar 3 Piece is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, costumes for adult parties, dance performances, modeling, and feeling sexy on or off camera! 

PAIR: Envy Menswear Tuxedo Thong with Cuffs/ Collar 3 Piece

COLORS: Black & White

FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX Thong and Cotten Cuffs and Neck Tie

SIZES: M/L and L/XL

COST: $21.99 USD but prices may vary on line.

4.) Two PIECE GIDDY UP COWBOY SET By Envy Menswear!

Style: EC08

Available in M/L and L/XL

Giddy up, Cowboy! This sexy and revealing Cowboy set features a g-string style ‘loincloth’, featuring playful fringe and a classic star, while the red bandana finishes the barely-there look that’ll have anyone shouting “Yee-Haw!”

Gifted to me by Envy Menswear because they loved my modeling and performance work. All opinions of the review are my own and were not influenced by Envy Menswear. 

Rating:

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: I really loved the creativity in design to celebrate the sexy cowboy theme!  Since I’m from Wagoner Oklahoma, I could really appreciate it!  Loved the quality of the fabric, and the g-string and pouch feels super comfortable on the skin… Great for casual movements and dancing in private or on stage.  The red handkerchief completed the look and is perfect for covering your face to give some sexy mystery and/or to mask up in this pandemic.  I will definitely be performing in this soon!

Cons: As a dancer that likes to be over the top with movement, this sexy thong may not work out as well as others.  The pouch doesn’t really allow for movements that are too big without your manhood peaking through, so careful with that; luckily the fringe can help cover any of those issues.

UNB recommendation:

This sexy cowboy set is perfect for a fun Halloween costume idea.  I would add a cowboy hat and boots to complete the set for a party.  I have enjoyed Envy Menswear styles for 5 years now!  I’ve loved every pair for many different reasons. I was definitely looking forward to this review and totally in my comfort zone!

As a pro dancer and model, this pair made me want to dance and be sexy for camera.  I am looking forward to shooing with professional photographers while modeling this 2 PIECE GIDDY UP COWBOY SET By Envy Menswear!  It makes me feel sexier than I already do! 

The Fabric and construction were even better than I expected it to be.  Envy Menswear is affordable, so the design and fabrics are always on point!  This cowboy-themed g-string is really well made.  The attention to detail was perfect.  Loved the star above the pouch, and the fringe moves really well.

This pair was an L/XL, and I usually wear an M or M/L, so I just made it work.  To be honest, I think my penis and ball size helped me pull this L/XL off without falling off of me.   I was able to fill it out just enough.  I would definitely order the M/L in the future. 

This 2 PIECE GIDDY UP COWBOY SET By Envy Menswear is perfect for sexy nights with your partner, costumes for adult parties, dance performances, modeling and feeling sexy in front of the camera!

PAIR: Envy Menswear 2 PIECE GIDDY UP COWBOY SET

COLORS: Brown

FABRIC: 90% POLYESTER 10% SPANDEX

SIZES: M/L and L/XL

, COST: $24.49 USD but prices may vary online.

Danny & Joe are two of our newest video reviews at UNB. They have been on our podcasts and now they are sharing their review in technicolor. This review Danny & Joe are reviewing the Garçon Thong, AirJock and Harness. The location for this review is poolside in Palm Springs. We hope you enjoy this review and we will have more very soon. 

Get this pair at www.garconofficial.com

Follow: 

Danny @ instagram.com/dannywarhole

Joe @ instagram.com/geobejoe

Read more at unbblog.com

JOR Furnished the 1025 Sunny Swim Thong and the 1023 Caribe Swim Thong for review. All opinions are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 8.4/10

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Classic, sexy design
  • Comfortable fabric

Cons:

  • Wide waistband & back
  • Pouch size

Both the 1025 Sunny Swim Thong and 1023 Caribe Swim Thong are quite similar other than a few cosmetic details, thus I’ve decided to wrap them both into one review.

The first thing that caught my eye about these thongs are the design. They have a classic, simple design, but add some excitement through bold colors (in the case of the 1025 Sunny Thong Candy) or metal embellishments on one side (on the 1023 Caribe Swim Thong). Those minor details take these from blah to AHHHH!

Another great feature of this thong is the comfortable fabric. I find that some swim thongs can only be worn for a small amount of time before becoming uncomfortable, but that’s not the case with these. They are designed for all-day comfort and also designed as true swimwear as they are lined inside.

Where these miss the mark personally are in the areas of sizing. First, the pouch is just big enough for me to fit everything in comfortably, but a little extra roominess wouldn’t hurt. The bigger issue, and admittedly it’s a personal preference, is the size of the waistband and back. The waistband and back measure right around 2 inches which is about twice the size of most of my thong collection. The back leads down to a very thin string of less than a half inch. While this isn’t uncomfortable in any way, it will lead to quite a thick tanline if you’re planning on spending a day in the sun in these. If that’s the case, I’d suggest ordering multiple so you can maintain that tanline without always having to wear the same one over and over.

Overall, these thongs are nicely styled, comfortable, and a must have if you don’t mind a thicker tanline. Maybe this will be the summer that I go for a bolder tanline, because these thongs have definitely captured my attention.


Rating: 9.6/10

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros: The mesh is very soft and not scratchy like some I have worn before, the number of colors available for purchase, the stitching and construction is very top-notch

Cons: The pouch center seam isn’t seen down and can be a slight annoyance, the piping on the sides can roll and bunch cutting in slightly, and I hate the paper tag at the top of the back T. 

I purchased this pair during the “Corona-pocalypse” of 2020. Shipping was pretty prompt and only took four business days to arrive. Rick Majors is an International Jock exclusive brand. 

Initial Thoughts: This pair was a joy to see, I bought the pink color, and it was very bright and vibrant. The piping was very well stitched and pretty thick, the waistband specifically was larger than the leg bands and looks to stay put. The fabric is very soft and not scratchy like previous mesh pairs I have had. The construction overall seems very good. Most seams are covered and not noticeable from anyone, not the wearer. The waistband is connected and sewn together on the left side of the pair. The joining there is kind of clunky and would be better suited if they had moved it to the center behind their logo tag, which would offer extra strength because it is seen in also. 

Tryon: This pair is as advertised, very sheer, and absolutely no imagination is needed with these. These are definitely a sexy evening kind of underwear. The fabric is still very soft, and after just walking around for a bit, still, no scratching noticed. The waistband isn’t tight, but make sure you order the correct size, these could cut into you if you go small or fall off if you go larger. The pouch, while not enhancing, it is there and keeps everything together out and in front. The leg bands on the sides do roll-up, a minor inconvenience. The back sits like a T, and the back strap rises higher on the lower back but is very comfortable. 

Daily Routine: The great quarantine of 2020 continues to make daily life boring af. My normal job is a CT technologist, and that requires a lot of walking and pushing hospital stretchers around, but since my start date was moved due to COVID-19, I have been doing a bunch of nothing. So I helped the kids do their work and sat around and watched Tiger King. Everything was comfortable, and minus the rolling on the sides, it stayed in place. 

Final Thought: Very sexy pair of underwear that would be good for a night out and/or bedroom sexy time. You could wear these for a day at the office or work, but I would recommend against wearing these for a workout or strenuous activity. I would recommend these to anyone who wants to spice things up and have a little adventure. 

PAIR: Rick Majors Sheer Mesh Thong
COLORS: Black, White, Neon Lime, Lavender, Blush(nude), Orange, Pink, Red, and Yellow 
FABRIC: 90% nylon, 10% spandex
SIZES: Small – Extra Large
COST: $24.95, InternationalJock.com exclusive

John Sievers Sleek Natural Pouch Thong Review Rating: 9.4/10

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros: Fabric is super soft, the definition of the pouch is great for all-day wear, the number of colors available for purchase

Cons: The tapering at the pouch and back strap can pinch if you don’t get adequately settled, could be worn with you pointing up, but there will be a lot of excess pouch material for just your testicles.

I bought this pair after seeing it online for a while and liking the look for some time. I was able to get a little extra income recently and decided to splurge and “Treat Myself.” I purchased the neon green pair and waited about five days for the package to arrive during the “Corona-pocalypse” of 2020.

Initial Thoughts: This pair is bigger than I figured it would be. What I mean is it was larger than some other things I have marked as a medium. The green color popped and was super bright, and you’d definitely be noticed if someone saw this, male tail or sexy time. The fabric was very slippery, being88% polyamide, 12% lycra will give the slippery silk effect, but the fact it was so soft was what caught me by surprise. I rubbed this fabric a few times cause they just felt so nice, inside, and the outside parts. The waistband is large, 1.5 inches, and the logo is centered on the front to make sure those you want to know can find this brand by the name. The waistband has a good stretch and is also really soft.

Tryon: The pair is a mid-rise on the stomach and sits high on the back, similar to a Cocksox triangle. Once everything was situated, the pair was comfortable. The pouch is a natural style where everything hangs down slightly and is pushed out. I say it hangs, but the pouch elevates but not in a fashion that would be considered enhancing. The waistband is soft for a band, and due to the larger look, it stretches but doesn’t cut in. As a man with a lot of dad bod, it didn’t create a huge muffin-like some of my other pairs. The fabric is super soft, as expected, and is really nice to the touch. The one thing I noticed was where the pouch connects to the back strap, the elastic tapers in rather quickly. I didn’t believe this would be an issue, but it was noteworthy, a rash on the taint isn’t fun to deal with.

Daily Routine: Considering how we are on lockdown currently due to COVID-19, I couldn’t go out and do my regular routine, so I spent the day cleaning, doing a home workout, and getting up and down a lot dealing with my children. I did a light run and walked my dog that day, and never really noticed any issues with the thong as all. The Tapered spot I mentioned didn’t run at all and stayed in place, although I did have some slight pinching to my sack once I readjusted after a bathroom break, I never noticed it again.

Final Thought: If you sometimes need a natural hang, these are perfect for you. With all my thongs, I would prefer a defined pouch, and this delivered on that front. The fabric is top-notch and really soft to the touch; you or a partner might not want to take the hands-off. Everything considered I would recommend as daily wear for anyone that likes thongs or someone who wants to try a thong. This is a great pair and well constructed. Be careful though; if you’re not into maletailing then wear a belt cause the back does come up rather high.

  • PAIR: John Seivers Sleek Thong
  • COLORS: Black, White, Neon Green, Navy, Steel Grey, Honeysuckle(darker pink), Hot Pepper(Hot Rod Red), Lagoon(light blue), Marigold(orange), Power Purple(eggplant purple), Regal(Royal) Blue, and Tuscany(nude)
  • FABRIC: 88% polyamide, 12% lycra
  • SIZES: Small – Extra Large
  • COST: $26.95, InternationalJock.com exclusive


I discovered this brand on social media (Twitter: @skinfit_mexico; Instagram: @skinfit.mexico) and just had to try their products.  They sell a wide variety of products:  underwear, swimwear, and sport/gym wear (singlet, tights, etc.).  SkinFit is a Mexican company that was established in 2017 whose mission is to provide “Sportswear and Underwear for the current man with satisfaction guarantee”.

I will be reviewing both the Tanga Skin and the Tanga Bulge styles.  

PAIR: Tanga Skinand Tanga Bulge

COLORS: Black, White, Red, Burgundy, Purple, Navy, Royal Blue, Plumbago Blue, Turquoise, Sky Blue, Mexican Pink, Pastel Pink, Magenta, Bougainvillea, Grape, Brown, Nude, Yellow, Neon Yellow, Orange, Emerald Green, Neon Green, Oxford Gray, Silver, Gold, Lilac, Aqua Green, Olive Green

FABRIC: Nylon satin lycra (92% Nylon, 8% Elastane)

SIZING: Small (28-30), Medium (30-32), Large (32-34), Extra Large (34-36)

COST:  $20.00 USD  (15% off first order for new customers with coupon:  NEWCUSTOMER)

WHERE TO BUY: SkinFit

Rating: 9.4 / 10

  • Daily Fit: 9 / 10
  • Sizing: 7 / 10
  • Construction: 10 / 10
  • Styling: 10 / 10
  • Daily Performance: 10 / 10 

Pros:

  • Many color options to choose from.
  • Choose your pouch style.  The pairs are essentially the same otherwise.  
  • Shiny and stretchy lycra material that is very comfortable and supportive.
  • Marketed as underwear, but can easily be worn as swimwear.

Cons: 

  • Made to order, so takes a little longer to arrive.
  • Unconventional sizing, which runs a little tight.

Recommendation: Highly recommended, especially if you love Joe Snyder.  If you’re at the upper end of a size range, consider ordering the larger size.

Commentary:

I bought the Tanga Skin style in purple and burgundy and the Tanga Bulge style in royal blue and emerald green. My waist size is 33-34 and I normally wear a size medium in most brands, but I followed the size guidelines and ordered large.

I placed my order December 22ndand they arrived January 15th.  I was quite surprised they arrived so soon as they are made to order and ship from Mexico (via FedEx).  I’ve had domestic, stock-based orders take longer to arrive!  Upon opening the package, I was very excited to try them on. The colors were vibrant.  The fabric reminded me of my favorite speedos. When I slipped the first pair on for the first time, I was not disappointed.  The only issue I have is they’re a little snug at the hips.  This, along with the unconventional sizing ranges, is the reason for the Sizing rating of 7 above.  I probably should have gone with the extra large and will consider that for future orders.

I have worn all four pairs for a variety of activities: work, gym, tennis match, lounging around, out and about with friends, etc.  Having just finished my #yearofthethong in 2018, I have a pretty good idea of what I like and don’t like about a thong.  Try wearing one every day for a year and not form strong opinions!  Tim will say I already had strong opinions, and he would be right!  😊  

After slipping them on, I was immediately reminded of Joe Snyder, including the snugness.  The quality is just as high.  The material, I feel, is a little thicker without feeling stiff. It’s very stretchy and comfortable. I easily wore them all day, no matter what activities I had planned.  Even though they were a little snug, I didn’t experience the dreaded discomfort at my tailbone that I get when a pair is too tight (*ahem* N2N recent swimwear styles *ahem*).  

The construction is fantastic! The side straps are about ¾” thick giving it a skimpier, sexy look than many thong styles on the market.  The back strap (between your cheeks) is about 1”, which is on the upper end of the comfortable range.  The seams are virtually unnoticeable.  I hate when a pouches center seam rubs against my package all day, or I can feel where the pouch attaches to the back strap at the taint. 

These styles are listed under their Underwear collection, but they can easily be worn as swimwear as well. They’re unlined, so the lighter colors will likely be somewhat see-thru when wet (if this is your desired effect, go for it!).  I plan to give these a try at the pool, beach, or boat this summer!  

The only difference between these two styles is the pouch.  The Tanga Skin has what I would consider a traditional thong pouch – similar to the Thong 03 style from Joe Snyder.  The material is stretchy enough that your goodies aren’t smooshed all day, and you can easily wear them pointing up or down.  The Tanga Bulge has more of a bulgy, roomier pouch – similar to the Bulge Thong 02 style from Joe Snyder.  The larger pouch, along with the stretchy material, ensure that your goodies are kept pushed forward and comfortable all day long.  With this style (and most other bulge styles), you’re better off pointing down.  I did notice that the bulge pouch also causes the front to have a lower rise, probably a full inch of difference between the two.

I will most definitely be adding more of both styles to my (ever growing….and maybe out of control) collection in the near future!

Tanga Skin and the Tanga Bulge 

Mensuas provided the Daddy DDK014 Thong in Turquoise/Black for review.

Rating: 7.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

• Daily Fit: 7/10

• Sizing: 9/10

• Construction: 8/10

• Styling: 7/10

• Daily Performance: 6/10

Pros:

• Super stretchy and soft fabric

• Large pouch for all day comfort

• Bright color combination

Cons:

• It is see through, so if that’s not your thing…

• Two tone design isn’t for everyone

• Only available in three different color options

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: I love thongs and jump at any chance to check out a new style or designer. The way that this pair is constructed is unique in that it incorporates a see-through mesh front panel. I wasn’t sure about the see-through aspect at first (I know I’ll wear a thong on the beach in front of anybody but see-through underwear???) but ended up liking it just fine. The mesh used for the see-through feature is really soft, unlike some mesh features I have worn in the past. It may cause me to branch out a bit more in my fabric selections in the future.

I have not previously worn anything from Daddy Underwear, not for any particular reason but simply because there are so many different brands and styles out there. It’s hard to pick a new brand or style (hopefully the reason you are reading this article). The pair I am reviewing today is the Daddy Underwear Thong and was provided for review by Mensuas. I usually stray away from anything with a mesh design because I don’t like the way it feels against my skin, but these are surprisingly comfy. This suit was a tiny bit outside of my comfort zone for two reasons. First, the mesh panel is not something that I would typically like. Next, the front pouch is a more traditional, wider pouch that I am accustomed to it is not a bulge pouch that is my go-to pouch style. The cut, however, is very well suited for long-term wear, and is very comfortable! The mesh fabric insert also feels very soft which was a surprise for me as I have had some mesh styles in the past that were very uncomfortable.

As the Mid-Atlantic has been faced with the threat of Hurricane Florence over the past week, I have had the opportunity to wear this pair around the house while lounging, binge watching Ozark on Netflix, and I may have snuck outside for a few minutes in them to grill some burgers. The pouch design on this pair is pretty traditional, with the exception of the mesh panel insert. The pouch is a flat front design with a small forward dart, so they have plenty of room for all day wear with minimal adjustment. Another design feature is the two-tone pattern which features brightly colored solids paired with a mesh insert of the same color, with a contrasting color band. The waistband is 3/4’” and constructed of the same Nylon/Spandex blend as the rest of the underwear. The final design feature is a black panel insert on the front which does a nice job of transitioning into the mesh pouch and highlighting your package.

As far as I can tell, Daddy Underwear has done an outstanding job in the construction of this pair. If I had to point out one thing that I disliked about this pair I would say the same thing that I do with all thongs-smaller tags! I have thoroughly enjoyed wearing this pair over the last week, and will continue to keep it in my rotation. The cut of this pair is conservative, and could be worn under a pair of dress slacks without any concern of drawing additional attention, that is until you get undressed and want more attention. The see through detail on this pair will surely incite attention wherever you choose to show them off!

I don’t have any experience with the Daddy brand of underwear to compare this style and size too. Mensuas provided this pair in a size medium, which isn’t my typical size, but I’ll say that they are probably pretty true to size based on my experience with other brands and styles in the industry. If I were to buy another pair, I would definitely size down to my normal size.

In conclusion, I have been pleasantly surprised with this pair and will look more into Daddy Underwear and their new offerings. I would love to see more color options, and maybe see a bulge style pouch introduced, but overall the brand is delivering a sold product at a very low price point that should be affordable for everyone. Give Daddy Underwear a try and let us know in the comments below what you think. You can also send me a message or question directly on Instagram or Twitter @unb_ryan . I look forward to hearing from you soon!

BRAND: Daddy

PAIR: Thong

COLORS: This thong is available in three different color combinations. These include Turquoise/Black, Gray/Turquoise, and White/Yellow.

FABRIC: 90/10% Nylon/Spandex blend

SIZES: S-XL

COST: $17.60-although at the time of review this pair was on sale for $14.99

Where to buy: Mensuas

BRAND: JOR
PAIR: Sunny Swim Thong 0427
COLORS: Black, Fuchsia, White, Grey Print, and Yellow Print
FABRIC: 84%NYLON 16%SPANDEX
SIZES: Small  – XL
COST: $41.60

Rating: 8/10 (Average of the Rating Below)

• Daily Fit: 7/10
• Sizing 9/10
• Styling: 9/10
• Performance 7/10

Pros:

• Love the styling-I have always been a fan of the thicker waist band look. I think the wide band style gives a little modesty to an inherently un-modest swimsuit. Sometimes little refinement and sophistication rather than overly strappy and loud styling can be a little much in a thong swimsuit for me.
• Colors- Love the arrangement of solid to print colors on the suit. I personally own the black and love the simplicity in wearing a solid black thong. However, the Fuchsia, or other prints brings this thong to another notch in loudness! Great to fit the personality of the wearer.
• Buns Factor- The wide bands make your behind look outstanding. Hands down my favorite back on any thong I own right now

Cons:

• Center Strap design- What really stops me from wearing this suite every time is that darn center strap, or really string. Many of JOR’s thong swimsuits’ center strap eventually becomes a simple string that eventually joins the pouch. To be honest, I have learned to hate that feeling beneath my gonads. If you are just tanning for the day, it’s really not bad, but if you are at all active, or dare I say bend over, there really isn’t a lot of coverage to save you.

• Pouch size- While the pouch is luxurious and soft and the material construction is fantastic, the size is just ok. For me its slightly constricting and not a whole lot of room to stretch. Especially with that string…nothing to save you below that pouch…Have I mentioned I don’t like the center strap!?

• Big clothing tag on the back-strap. I guess I must be splitting hairs, but the clothing tag is huge for just a small swimsuit… I promptly remove the tag because it literally hangs out the side of your suit if you are not careful. But their goes your sizing, washing, and care instructions…

UNB Shawn Recommendations

This is a great first swim thong to purchase. If you are on the fence about this whole swim thong craze here on UNB look no further than this suit. It is easy to find, pricing not terrible, lots of colors, and fairly modest backside.

I have worn this thong a few times in the sun and in the water and it really is a thong built to last. Good quality construction and for the most part pretty comfortable…Maybe you will like the stringy strap, but it all reality it’s a great piece of clothing and I am glad it is a part of my collection.

Joe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong in Royal Blue for review.

Rating: 9.0/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Quick drying Royal Blue fabric
  • Roomy pouch accentuates your package
  • Small Joe Snyder branded tag on the front strap

Cons:

  • Bring back pink!
  • Large care tag

UNB Ryan’s recommendation:The Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong is a welcome addition to their Maxi Bulge collection, which already includes bikini, clip, capri, kini, and cheek boxer styles.  I love that they have introduced a couple pieces of new technology to this suit-this suit features their maxi bulge enhancer as well as a scrunched rear (more on those it a bit).  Anyone who has complained about smaller pouches in the past can rest easy, as this new pouch from Joe Snyder should accommodate almost anyone-if it won’t contain all of you we want to see. #picsoritdidnthappen

I always get excited to see a message from Joe Snyder saying that there is something new coming or a sale in the future. Knowing that they are sending me one ant want my opinion is even more exciting!  Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Maxi Bulge Thong in Royal Blue.  I am quickly becoming a huge fan of the brand, and if you were to take a peek ay my underwear collection you’d see that they take up a sizeable amount of space in my top drawer.  My only concern with reviewing this pair was that I wouldn’t be able to fill out the pouch.  I was pleasantly surprised to find that this pouch is very accommodating, whether you are on the smaller side (like me), or if you have a very large package, this thong will make you feel much larger than normal.  I have seen a couple of guys on Instagram wearing these that are considerably larger than I am that look great in them!

As of this review, I have worn this suit on two separate occasions-once to a hotel pool and once around the house as my weekend loungewear.  I have been very pleased with the performance of this thong in both scenarios.  This pouch holds your package in a forward position-the Maxi-Bulge enhancement features a built in strap that surrounds and lifts your package and keeps everything in a semi-erect position and helps to fill out the pouch properly.  Anyone who has any self confidence issues owes it to themselves to try this, or one of Joe Snyder’s other suits featuring this technology because it will definitely give you a visible boost in the size department!

The styling of this suit is slightly different than Joe Snyder’s other thong styles in that the pouch is cut a bit higher and wider than the Bulge Tanga, and the rear coverage isn’t quite as skimpy either. There has been a scrunched rear added which nicely accentuates your cheeks, but is also a little larger than the normal Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga cut that I typically wear for tanning.  The side straps connect in the back into a true thong style rear rather than a “T” strap, which I love!  This would be a great suit to wear early on in the year to get your tan lines started, and then switch to something with a little less coverage to show off those tan lines (and cheeks) you have worked so hard for!  Joe Snyder has maintained many of the colors we are familiar with for this suit.  There are a few colors absent on this suit in particular such as the pink and purple that won’t be available in this cut (at least for now) and we can only hope to see them reappear in the future!

Most of the Joe Snyder suits I’ve worn are sized very similarly, and in accordance with industry standards.  The newer lines seem to be slightly smaller, nothing that would require us to size up, but fit a little more snugly than the earlier suits. I always wear a small in Joe Snyder, and didn’t feel out of sorts when pulling these on.  Obviously the pouch on the Maxi Bulge line is larger than normal, to account for a larger package, whether that be from the sheer excitement that this suit creates or the natural larger size of some guys!

To wrap things up, order one of these suits, wrap up your package in it, and get out with your friends and show off!  This suit is very well made, feels great, and will turn heads anywhere between the beach house and beach chair.  As always, my only complaint (if you can call it one) is the large care tag on all of Joe Snyder’s apparel.  Not a show stopper, as we can always cut the tag off with a pair of scissors, or have a friend do it for you once you get to the beach or pool party!  I can’t wait to see what Joe Snyder has in store for the future!  Like usual, let us know in the comments what you think about this suit, or if you like you can drop me a private line on Instagram or Twitter @unb_ryan

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Maxi Bulge Thong
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Royal Blue for review.  Other colors available in the line include wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, white mesh, black mesh, royal, white lace, and black lace
FABRIC: Royal Blue 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $32.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

I purchased a Petit –Q Lace Thong Ornex Green for review

Rating: 7/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 6/10
  • Sizing: 6/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 6/10

Pros:

  • The styling
  • The color
  • The lace fabric

Cons:

  • The pouch size is too small
  • The lack of a form-fitting pouch
  • The strap connecting front to back is way too long

UNB Ryan recommendation: I thoroughly enjoyed trying the new thong line by Petit-Q and will be back in the future to try out some of their new styles. I really like the way the color of the lace stands out against my skin tone and the fact it is visibly see through for quite the surprise under your pants. I also like the dual strap design which isn’t seen too often in male underwear.

I ordered a pair of Petit-Q’s Lace Thong Ornex in Neon Green Lace because I was intrigued by the style and fabric pairing. This pair has a dual strap design that forms a thong rear that sits high on your booty and connects to a full coverage front. This was the first pair of Petit-Q that I purchased. I’ve been a long time stalker of the brand and their unique styles, but have been hesitant to purchase, as I wasn’t familiar with the brand. As I haven’t tried anything by them before, I don’t have a benchmark to compare them to, so I’ll have to just share my thoughts on these alone for now. I looked forward to this pair arriving in the mail as soon as I clicked the order button on the Petit-Q website. As I am an avid thong wearer, this pair wasn’t out of my realm at all and I felt it would be right up my alley.

I honestly didn’t do a whole lot while wearing this pair. I have worn around the house as loungewear, and under my slacks to work a couple of times, otherwise, I haven’t done anything very active in them. Once you get them pulled up and situated this pair feels very sexy due to the cut and lace construction. The dual strap design adds to the excitement I felt before and after pulling them on. While wearing them the only complaints I had was the way the strap connecting the front to rear is about an inch too long, and the pouch is a bit undersized and not as stretchy as I am accustomed to.

Petit-Q has done an outstanding job both designing and constructing this suit. The craftsmanship is world class and they have lived up to the expectation of quality I expected from a company of their stature. I was unable to see any shortcomings with the way this pair was put together. The fabric they chose for this pair is a brilliant neon green lace that is sure to stand out on any skin tone, and looks great with the dual straps that wrap around to the thong rear which leaves little to the imagination. And this is one of their more modest suits!

I bought the Thong Lace Ornex Green in a size small. Compared to industry standards, it is in line with most other size small underwear in the waist sizing. However, you need to be aware that they are a much higher cut than most men’s thongs, and will peek above your pants if you’re not careful. Also, the pouch is not very roomy (and I’m a modest average size down there) and is also connected fairly high on the front side. Your package will be pulled flat against your body rather than pushed out front like it is in a bulge pouch design.

In my opinion, this is a very well constructed thong that feels most at home in the bedroom. I would not want to wear this to the gym or for a run around the block because it was clearly designed to be lounge or sexy time wear. That being said, if this thong fits your description of a new, sexy style from an innovative designer, you will love this pair. Give Petit-Q a try whether it is with this pair or another of their offerings and you will not be disappointed!

BRAND: Petit Q
PAIR: Thong Lace Ornex Green
COLORS: Neon Green Lace
FABRIC: 92/8% Nylon/Spandex
SIZES: S-XXL

COST: $16.90
WHERE TO BUY: Petit-Q

GREGG HOMME REEF SWIM THONG

Rating: 8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 7/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 7/10

Pros:

  • Love the construction- Are there beaches in Canada I don’t know about? Because Gregg Homme just nails the construction of this swimsuit. Great lining on the pouch smooths and refines your man bumps, and the material is exceptionally durable. Will survive salt water and chlorine adventures for a long time!
  • Refined sexy styling- If Sherlock Hommes (pun intended) wore thongs, this would be his first choice. The black and grey version is sophisticatedly masculine, daring, and sexy. The GH tab with drawstrings bring together the sexy, refined look! If you want wilder colors, the orange and turquoise pair bring your vibrant and sexy appeal to a new level.
  • Back Strap- Simply yet sexy. Sometimes less is more, and this T Back strap is so comfortable. Just enough fabric to show class in thong terms, but not too little to feel like you are being split in half. Excellent comfort.

Cons:

  • Pouch size- Unfortunately this is what brings this suit down from perfection. The pouch itself with lining is at a specifically designed size; once you reach that size, your goods will be forced to comply or simply bust out. Larger guys-Be careful!
  • Color options- I feel like the contrasting design really could be taken advantage of with more color options say a blue, red, or even a green? It’s such a great design only to 3 colors.
  • Sizing- Runs smallish, I got myself a medium, and I am 33-34 waist, and it was a little tight, but if I got the large it might be too big!

UNB Shawn Recommendations

Gregg Homme is pricey, but you get what you pay for. This swim thong is no joke. It was constructed to last the harsh environments of the sun and water. This was my first swim thong because the styling and construction seemed like a good investment; it was. Just like their underwear, the swim thong will not disappoint with the reputation of quality Gregg Homme consistently delivers.

This thong as seen the beaches from west coast to east coast on me, and I would say I felt fairly regal for a thong wearer on the beach. I own the black and grey version, and it seems less attention drawing than the vibrant other colors. It fits my style. I wore my thong for ME, not gawkers. The straps narrow enough to move up and down your hips to manage those thong tans lines if that is your persuasion.

Fabric and construction are outstanding- truly top notch. Unfortunately, as mentioned above, the pouch size became a concern for me. I do have to squeeze in there. I love these thongs, but they are not made for larger sized guys, their design size for the pouch was simply smaller than I. For me, there is enough room for me to contort and adjust to fit the pouch evenly, but barely. When active or lying out, I am semi-regularly managing the pouch to ensure coverage.

Sizing runs a little small. I would say it is similar to the sizing of Gregg Homme underwear, but this thong design is petit. I am 6 foot 185, athletic, 34 waist, and medium seem about the best fit for me, but a little tight, large may be a little loose around the hips. Just my two cents.

Overall a great piece of clothing to buy, and an even better first swim thong. Go big or go home with Gregg Homme, you will not be disappointed.

BRAND: Gregg Homme
PAIR: Reef Thong
COLORS: Black and Grey, Orange and Turquois, Turquoise and Black
FABRIC: Quick-drying 73% polymide, 27% elastane
SIZES: XS, S, M, L, XL

COST: $54.00

I purchased a Narrow Push Out Thong from Beachndance in Metallic Mint Green for this review.

Rating: 9/10 (Average of the ratings below)

Daily Fit: 9/10

Sizing: 10/10

Construction: 9/10

Styling: 9/10

Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

• HUGE color palette

• Customizable designs

• Frequent special offers if you sign up for their email

Cons:

• The only negative experience I have had with Beachndance suits is that the brighter colors I have ordered tend to fade quickly and bleed onto other clothing when they are wet. It is not an issue unless you wear a light color cover up to/from the beach or pool.

UNB Ryan recommendation: Take advantage of weekly offerings at Beachndance’s website for closeout deals, 2 for $40 deals, and discontinued fabric styles. Whether you want to build up your collection of swimwear, plan to incorporate some of these styles into your underwear drawer, or need some new suits to spice up your stage routine, Beachndance has something for everyone!

I ordered a Narrow Push Out Pouch Men’s Thong suit in Metallic Mint Green for this review.  I have been ordering swimwear from Beachndance for the past few years and am very satisfied with my experience with the brand.  Beachndance offers a unique custom order experience with their suits and will work with you to design almost anything you can imagine.  The fabric selection is one of the largest I have encountered in a custom swim manufacturer.  My experience in wearing thong swimwear has prepared me well for wearing this suit out in public, so it was right up my alley as far as comfort levels go.  While ordering this suit I immediately began to think about where I would wear them, what I would do in them, and what type of tan lines they would leave!

As soon as I pulled them out I immediately fell in love with the fit and look of the fabric.  I have previously worn this suit around the house to do chores, wash our cars, and cut the grass. The way the sunlight shimmers off of this fabric is unreal and is an eye catcher.  The mint green color is a stark contrast against a deep summer tan and I can’t wait for it to warm back up so that I can wear them outside again!  This suit feels great against the skin, accentuates your figure, and has a simple design that will look great on all body types!

Beachndance has done an outstanding job in providing top notch construction on this and all of the suits I have ordered from them.  The only thing that I would say about the fabric used is that if you order a brightly colored suit (pinks and reds primarily) then they have the tendency to fade quickly and/or bleed onto other light colored fabrics.  Many times I will wear a pair of square cut or booty style shorts over my thong when walking from the car to the beach or pool, and a couple of the lighter colors have bled through once I got them wet.

The customization options offered on Beachndance’s website are endless.  All suits are offered with the choice of four different back styles (bikini, cheeky, shortie, and thong) and I obviously chose the thong!  The pouch styles offered include basic, push out, and missile, and are offered in two different widths-moderate or narrow.  The strap styles are also customizable from ½”-2” along with varying back and front widths and rises.  The pouch I chose was a Narrow push out and it holds your package in more of a downward than outwards position, which is nice, because it allows you to wear the suit in more locations than if it were more of a straight out pouch design!

I bought this suit in a small, as I do with almost all swimwear and to no surprise it fits me perfectly.  All of Beachndance’s suits fit very true to industry standards.  The pouch on the size small fits me snugly, and the fabric used is supple and stretchy enough to allow for stretch throughout the day (or night) while swimming and sunning.  I have only ordered one suit over the past several years that fit any differently (just a little tighter,) and I attribute it to the fabric being a little bit less stretchy than normal, so it’s not anything that would prevent me from ordering again in the future.

Give Beachndance a try for your swimwear this summer, and I am confident you won’t be disappointed.  Their suits have held up well for me, in both the ocean and pool environments with minimal elastic fade or fabric breakdown.  The customization options are almost endless, and they will work with you to come up with a suit that compliments you and your unique style.  Whether you want a sexy thong or bikini, or something in between, you will find something at Beachndance’s website!

BRAND: Beachndance
PAIR: Men’s Narrow Push Out Pouch-Men’s Thong
COLORS: Too many colors to list! I purchased mine in Metallic Mint Green
SIZES: S-M-L-XL

COST: $27.00
WHERE TO BUY: Beachndance

 

Sukrew furnished the Bubble Thong for review. All opinions in this review are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 8.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 7/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 7/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • New take on the SUKREW Pouch
  • Fun back

Cons:

  • Lack of a US distributor

UnderwearDude’s Recommendation: If you like thongs or are a fan of SUKREW you should check this out.


If you remember our Thong 101 series from last year(If you haven’t checked it out you really should, I’m very proud of what we did with it), you’d remember us remarking that some thongs might not really fit in just one category. The SUKREW Bubble Thong fits that bill. Structurally, it is similar to a g-string, except the waistband is wider and the strap is also not a string, though it does leave a similar effect. Another noticeable difference is that the waistband is connected to the back strap at a right angle rather than straight on most g-string like pairs, giving it a different, noticeably curved look most often seen in women’s thongs that I quite like. The color of the back strap matches the accents on the front, but only a small triangle at peeks out from behind continuing to give it a g-string/v-string-esque look even though it’s not. The waistband is a bit plain, with a mostly raised center, though it goes unnoticed except when looked at closely. It does seem kinda plain next to the rest of the pair to me.

The pouch is also different from the main SUKREW thong, and SUKREW states that the pouch of the Bubble Thong ” is more lifted and curved than our classic design, offering great support without restriction, and a rounded bulge that compliments the shape of the rear.” From wear experience, I would certainly say it does push you less down than the other style pouch but still feels like a SUKREW pouch. In my personal opinion, I find this less deep pouch better than the original and far prefer it.

If you like SUKREW’s normal thong or want something a little bit skimpier than that, the Bubble Thong is a great choice. It’s a nice balance between skimpiness and structure, with some twists to bring it some real charm and uniqueness. I wore this on my birthday on Sunday and was hoping to try it with a lot of things. Sadly, mother nature had other plans, and I spent most of my day inside. Still, I found it to be fine when scraping snow off of my car and spending a few hours getting up and sitting down at a card game tournament. The part where the back strap connects to the pouch becomes noticeable at times, though not uncomfortable, and this does not happen often. The pair was a size small, which is usually for me, and I had no issues in that regard.

Note that the version of the Bubble Thong that I tried was the Full, not the U, which does not have a pouch. Instead, the U leaves you..well.. exposed. I believe there will be a review of the U version of this pair coming up as well. Price wise, this pair is decent, though I do find it odd that the Bubble Thong is the same price as SUKREW’s normal thong for a good bit less material, though it is still a fine price. Having to pay shipping from Europe is also a downside, but I’d say if this pair interests you, it’s worth it.

 

Link:

COLORS: Crimson (see page for all color combinations)
FABRIC: 80% Polyamide, 20% Elastane
SIZES: Small – X-Large
COST: £15.99

IMG_0540Arroyman provided the RIB Bulge Thong in Metallic Silver for review. All opinions about the pair are my own.

Rating: 8.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • The silver color is super sexy and will surely turn heads
  • The pouch lifts the package up and out
  • Tiny brand tag on front of pouch

Cons:

  • My only complaint (or suggestion) would be to offer suits in more color combinations

UNB Ryan recommendation: This suit is so SMALL! If you are looking to find a tiny suit to show off or be seen in, this will definitely do the trick. From the white waistband that accentuates a deep tan to the brightly colored pouch, the will certainly command attention from everyone on the beach, this is a suit for showing off that body!

I first wore an Arroyman thong a few years back after wearing primarily cheaply made suits on the beach or to the pool. Their suits are VERY reasonably priced and are TINY! From the very first time that I pulled one of Arroyman’s suits on, I immediately knew I had found something special. I knew that I wanted a suit with a g-string rear and bulge pouch which Arroyman’s suits definitely met. I have worn their suits on beaches from Hampton, VA to Pea Island on NC’s Outer Banks. Every time I wear one I have received compliments and questions, so when I was asked to review a new pair I was extremely excited! This suit and style are just up my alley and completely within my comfort zone (as if I even have one.)

I have worn this thong primarily around the house both under a pair of jeans and a pair of spandex tights. I’ve been cooped up in the house over the past two weeks due to snow here in NC, and I have taken advantage of it by lounging around in the smallest thong I could find. Arroyman’s RIB Bulge Thong makes you feel super sexy while wearing it. You just want to show it off as much as possible. I managed to make it through a workout session while wearing this thong under a pair of spandex leggings. It is not a subtle design and can very easily be noticed under a pair of tights, and makes a noticeable impression when worn under a pair of jeans. But why would you even want to hide it???

Arroyman’s construction is top notch, to say the least. I have several suits that I have had for two or three years that still look almost brand new. This suit is constructed with a very minimal ¼” waistband and rear strap which meet in the front to form a tiny pouch. Arroyman’s design allows for small to large endowments to fill it as the microfiber fabric stretches to fit all shapes and sizes. As soon as you stretch this pouch over your package, you immediately transform and feel like you are noticeably larger than normal. The pouch is certainly smaller than most on the market, so it is perfect for showing off in the locker room or on the beach!

Arroyman provides this suit to me in a size small pursuant to my recommendation. I have several of their suits in my drawers, so I was pretty confident they would fit me perfectly. As expected, the fit was exactly as I remembered, SNUG! Arroyman’s suits fit fairly true to size in my opinion, and their sizing is very consistent. The only thing that I have found with Arroyman with any variation is the pouch sizing. I’m sure it won’t matter for the larger endowed guys, but if you are on the smaller size it may be an issue, but they are very stretchy so it won’t pose any issues for the larger guys!

In conclusion, Arroyman has delivered a tiny thong with a bulge pouch that is very well suited for the guys who want to show off. The silver pouch accentuates your package while the white waistband showcases your booty while contrasting against a deep tan. I can’t wait until it warms up enough to wear these to the beach to work on my tan. Buy a pair of these and I’m sure you will be satisfied! Be sure to drop me a line in the comments and let me know if you have any experiences or questions!

BRAND:                     Arroyman
PAIR:                          RIB Bulge Thong
COLORS:                   Silver
FABRIC:                    Microfiber/Polyamide/Elastane/Latex Blend
SIZES:                        S-M-L-XL
COST:                         $18.00
FURNISHED BY:      Arroyman furnished the RIB Bulge Thong in Silver.
WHERE TO BUY:     RIB Bulge Thong

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Gregg Homme as a brand needs no introduction, they are known for the highest quality and creativity in the male underwear business. I bought this pair a good while back but took a little break before I did a review of this pair. Well, now I am back and will give you a reason to look at this thong.

Rating: 9.6/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: The elastic borders, retro styling, stretch material

Cons: Price, Paper care tag


GH is one of, if not, my favorite brand to wear, I have yet to be disappointed by any of their products. This pair is no exception to that opinion. When you look at this from afar they have a very retro look and will draw your attention to them in a basic way. They won’t stand out if next to a rainbow or multicolored print at first but they can hold their own in that regard. While I wore this pair on a very rigorous day, I would recommend keeping these for those special nights due to the fragility of the fabric.

I work in a hospital and I have to push around patients all day and lift them to opposing beds, they can range from low 100s to over 400 lbs. I have to have something that can hug my body in the right way, keep everything in place, makes ne forget what I am wearing. I also occasionally do some gym work and the same principles apply. This thong passed the daily work and gym test for me but I wouldn’t want to purposefully keep wearing them on heavy work days.

The fabric is of the very same quality you see from the torrid line and has the same stretch. The cut of the pouch is more for a straight out instead of an out and down like the torrid. The elastic on these is very good and hugs you right where you want them. I found that they didn’t move much if at all. I personally like that the elastic and pouch covered my junk and didn’t move making me unaware of their presence. The back strap itself is like a normal T back thong in shape but the straps never moving and contouring to my curves was the most surprising.

I bought this pair in a size medium and they fit correctly. Over the past two years, I have gained a little weight and have grown from a small to a medium. While this is a problem, I have only had to get rid of a small few of my previous GH products. You could go a size smaller if you are an in-between size and still get a great fit. The pouch also allows for some spontaneous growth for those special nights.

The GH touch thong is a great pair of underwear that can be used for any daily activity. The overall construction is just great and you won’t be disappointed with this purchase. This thong will hug you in all the correct ways and give you that little bit of extra swag to “seal the deal.”

PAIR: Gregg Homme Touch Thong

COLORS: Black, White, and Red

FABRIC: 76% Nylon and 24% Spandex

SIZES: XS-XL

COST: 27 USD

IMG_3663 copyJoe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in metal black for review.

Rating: 8.2/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Wet look Metal Black fabric
  • Snug fitting stretchy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Large care tag
  • Metal Black fabric not as stretchy as other fabrics in the line

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: The Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga has become my favorite thong over the past year!!! I usually gravitate towards suits with smaller sides and back coverage, especially for tanning. However, this suit is so comfortable I wore one for the second half of the past summer! Every time I have put this suit on I quickly forget that I’m wearing it. If you like thongs, either as underwear or swimwear you owe it to yourself to try one of these if you haven’t already done so!

Joe Snyder has quickly taken over my underwear drawer since I started wearing them a couple of years ago. Since they offer styling that is just as much at home under a suit as it is by the pool, they can double as underwear and swimwear. Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in Metal Black. When Joe Snyder asked if I would be interested in doing a review, I jumped at the opportunity! This pair was not outside of my comfort zone at all, as I have worn the same style in different colors on many occasions (Vegas, Miami, Outer Banks) and felt right at home in them! This style is very well suited for all-day wear, whether you are at the beach or the office. The fabric feels great against your skin, and the suit has just the right amount of stretch to keep everything in place without being overly restrictive.

As I mentioned earlier, I have worn this same style suit on many occasions. I’ve worn them to the pool in Las Vegas, on the Beach in Miami, on the beaches of the Outer Banks, and under my slacks in the office. They are perfect anywhere you wear them! I wish I would have had the Metal Black color in my rotation over the past summer-I’m sure it would of looked awesome in the sunlight! The pouch on this suit hold you in a semi-forward position, and is noticeable under a pair of dress slacks and even somewhat in a pair of snug jeans. The fit of the pouch is perfect for me, and I often forget that they are on instead of being constantly reminded that they are there because I’m constantly adjusting them! I want to buy this suit in every color available!!!

Joe Snyder has yet to fail to perform in either styling or construction for me and this pair is no exception. From the stitching to the color, their suits are always put together 100% in my opinion. The styling of this suit has had me since the first time I saw one. The pouch is cut daringly low, and the side straps can be slung low or pulled a little over the hips before meeting in the rear where they curve over your buns! I love that the rear of this suit forms into a true thong instead of a “T” back. The tanlines you earn while wearing this suit are sexy! Lastly, the soft feel of the fabric against your skin makes you want to keep it on all day and night!

All of Joe Snyder’s suits are sized average in relation to industry standards. I wear a small in almost every suit I’ve tried, and these are no exception! The waist size fits well without digging into my skin, and the pouch is the exact right size for me! If you’re above average size, you may want to size up (or not depending on the look you’re going for.) All of the various styles I have tried so far in a size small have fit very similarly.

In summary, you can wear this suit all year, right from the boardroom to the pool house. They are constructed very well, and I have seen no indication of premature wear. I will definitely continue to purchase underwear and swimwear from Joe Snyder. If I could ask for Joe Snyder to change one thing about this suit (and all others) I would ask them to make the care tag smaller! On some suits the tag is ok, but on the bulge tanga is actually shows underneath the rear strap. Not to worry, as a couple of snips with a pair of scissors can quickly remedy this, but if you don’t like taking that into your own hands then it could pose a problem! Give yourself (or a friend) a treat for Christmas and you’ll never look back!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Tanga
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Metal Black for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Metal Black 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $26.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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I purchased the Jovana Design 4D Thong in neon pink for this review.

Rating: 8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 7/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • HEAD TURNING SUIT!
  • Anatomical pouch accentuates your package
  • ANYBODY can find a color they like from Jovana’s extensive palette

Cons:

  • Center/rear strap is almost wider than the side straps
  • Almost hard to get into because the pouch opening is so tight

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: This thong is TINY!  If you’ve ever wanted a true “micro” thong made specifically for men, this is it! It is truly a head turner anywhere you wear it, even when other guys are wearing thongs! I will add that if you are the least bit timid about wearing a thong swimsuit, you should probably try something else before venturing out in one of Jovana’s suits!

Jovana Design custom makes all of their suits to order, and it is evident with the thought that they put into their design options and color choices.  You can customize almost all of their suits to your liking, and they offer color choices to suit all personalities!  Jovana pays particular attention to detail and will craft your suit exactly how you ask them to.  They offer dozens of unique designs, some that are “acceptable” as swimwear, and others that may be better suited for more private occasions.  I am normally pretty bold in my swimwear choices, but this suits’ design, coupled with the Neon Pink fabric even made me a little uneasy the first time I slid my shorts off on the beach while wearing it!  Not exactly outside of my comfort level, but it sure pushed it!

I have worn this suit on several occasions over the 2017 swim season.  I frequently visit the beach on the Outer Banks of NC and a couple of places throughout Hampton Roads, VA where I have worn this suit.  The suit is comfortable to wear long term after you manage to squeeze into it!  The tiny (1/4”) side straps make you quickly forget that you are wearing anything at all (until you get home and see the tiny tan lines it leaves) and the pouch keeps everything in place all day long with minimal adjustments.  The pouch does hold your package in an upright and “package-forward” orientation, so you’ll have to keep that in mind when deciding when and where it is appropriate to wear!  I found that out the hard way last year in Norfolk, VA (more on that in another post.)  You have to manipulate the pouch to stretch everything inside, but once you have the fit is amazing!  There is no extra fabric, and the suit fits like a glove!

I have only purchased this one suit from Jovana, but will buy more from them in the future.  The construction is outstanding and has lasted an entire season without and noticeable signs of fraying or unraveling.  The elastic has retained its strength even with repeated exposure to sun and saltwater.  My only complaint has been the fabric faded fairly quickly.  It has still retained the base color but is nowhere near as vibrant as the day that they arrived.

Again, I don’t exactly have a long-standing history of the brand but feel they are fairly accurate in being sized in accordance with industry standards.  I wear a size small in almost everything, and these were no exception.  The only thing that you need to keep in mind with this suit is that it comes in two different variants, the 4D Thong and the 4D Thong micro (which is what I reviewed.)  The micro is exactly what you would expect, TINY!  The normal version of the suit has a larger pouch which guys who are more largely endowed would find better suited.  The pouch is VERY low and barely covers your package.  I have to pull it up from time to time to make sure nothing is showing that shouldn’t be.  The only thing I would ask for if I were to order this suit again is for the rear/center strap to match the side straps in width.  The center strap is about ¾” in width, which is still fairly skimpy, but feels a but out of place on a suit that is this small, to begin with.

I will absolutely buy more suits from Jovana Design.  I have enjoyed wearing this suit in the sun this year and look forward to replacing it with additional designs from Jovana’s catalog.  I would also like to purchase some underwear for more frequent wear as they have some pretty daring designs in that arena as well.  My big suggestion to Jovana Design (as would be with any other non-US companies) is that they find a way to work with a stateside distributor to make it simpler for ordering and shipping.

BRAND: Jovana Design
PAIR: 4D Thong
COLORS: I reviewed a pair in Neon Pink.  I’m not even going to attempt to list all of Jovana’s color choices here.  You’ll have to visit the website and find a color for yourself!

FABRIC: Neon Pink Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: XS, S, M, L, & XL

COST:  £22.99 through Jovana Design’s online store
Where to buy: Jovana Design

 

 

 

Bruno Banani Blood String Review

Rating: 9.8/10

Daily Fit: 10/10
Sizing: 10/10
Construction: 9/10
Styling: 10/10
Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: Great cut, excellent support, very comfortable
Cons: Tag in pouch, double layer pouch
Recommendation: Go try a pair. Overall great cut and fit. Would be one I’d get again.

Bruno Banani is a brand I have not tried before, and UNBTim kindly got me the Blood String in red to try. Let me tell you it’s been awhile since I’ve found a thong that has really impressed me. Yeah, I’ve seen several decent thongs, but this one got my attention. Basically the overall fit and cut are right on to my liking.

The thong has a nice moderate coverage pouch that frames the package well. It also offers good support. Feels like it would give great support no matter what activity you were doing in them. The pouch has the flat front look but has a bit of contouring at the base of the pouch. The tail of these is nice, sleek, and streamlined. It’s cut just right to form a nice T in the back and enters between the cheeks comfortably. The back is noticeable for me, but it’s a comfortable feeling. The back is about 5/8″ wide. Then it has the slim sides at about 1″ to show off those legs. Overall a nice snug fits with the right amount of cover all the way around for a traditional thong cut.

The fabric of the thong is nice and cozy. It’s a vertical striped fabric that has dull, thick stripes and shiny narrow ones. It’s a blend of 88% polyamide and 12% elastane. They have a silky satin feel to them and has clinging ability from the elastane. The thong forms to you nicely. At the top of the center of the pouch, there is a little rubber tag sewn on with the brand name printed on it. They’re made in Germany and can be machine washed and dried.

There are a couple of minor things with the thong that doesn’t really impact anything. Just more of pet-peeves. First, they have the care tag sewn in the pouch. It’s off center, so hasn’t really been an issue and easy enough to cut out if it starts causing problems. The other thing is the pouch has a double layer of fabric. Usually double layers I feel effect breathability. On the other hand, it may be given the thong the nice support it has. Just some nitpicky things that would not persuade me not to buy these.

Bruno Banani Blood String is an awesome pair in my opinion. It’s one I would buy again. From the photos, it appears all the Bruno Banani thongs look to be similar in cut. I think it is more the fabrics that define the lines. I wouldn’t hesitate to try any of their other thongs. The brand will be more a treat myself one since they are more expensive than I typically like to spend on a pair. Plus I have not come across a US retailer of them, so would be International shipping to get a pair too. Go ahead and treat yourself to one of Bruno Banani thongs. As always let us know your experience with the thong and brand.

Brand: Bruno Banani
Made: Germany
Pair: Blood String
Colors: Black, Red
Fabric: 88% Polyamide and 12% Elastance
Sizes: S – XL
Cost: $22.00
Where to buy: Dead Good Undies

HOM Freddy String Thong

Rating: 8.6/10

Daily Fit: 8/10
Sizing: 8/10
Construction: 10/10
Styling: 9/10
Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: Overall a pretty comfortable thong, well made
Cons: Haven’t come across US retailer, so international shipping, limited colors
Recommendation: If it is one that interests you, give it a try. I like Doreanse Euro thong better since the pouch is narrower (Not as roomy as Freddy if you need room though). Plus it is available from a US retailer and even a little cheaper.


The Freddy Thong from HOM has been around for a long time. I’ve been thinking about trying it for years. Thanks to UNBTim, I finally got my chance. I have a few swim bikini briefs from them and a swim thong. All of which I like the fit and style of. The Freddy string is my first pair of HOM underwear. I like to describe this type of a thong as a cross between a g-string and a traditional thong. Also it kind of fits into the v-string category, but without the matching side width to the tail width. Any how it has a 3/16” string that attaches the pouch to the back. You get the traditional thong look in the back when wearing them, but the g-string type tail between the cheeks.

Overall it is a nice thong. I’ve found sometimes I have to get these adjusted right. Once I do they typically stay pretty comfortable to wear and would be a nice everyday thong. I don’t see it being a good one to wear for athletics or something really active. It has the excellent everyday nonworkout time support. I wore it lounging and doing errands and performed well with those activities. The pouch has a center-seamed, so has some contouring. The fabric has stretch and is what I’m going to call full frontal coverage. It should hold most packages within it. The fabric is a blend of 93% cotton and 7% elastance, which I’ve seen different fabric content listed for these. My tag has the stated blend. The sides of these are about one ¼” wide. I find it to be a pretty good fit all the way around in a medium. The size chart says 34-inch waist for medium and 32 inch for a small. I float around 32 and 33, so I say pay attention to the size chart. I’ve seen some recommendations of ordering up a size on them.

The colors selection is very limited that I’ve come across in these. For how long they’ve been around I would think there would be more color options. It seems your choice is red, blue, black, and white. I haven’t come across a US retailer selling the brand HOM, so there is International shipping to get a pair. If you are interested in this style, you may want to check out Doreanse Euro thong. It’s a pretty similar cut, and there are US retailers selling it. Main differences are it is a micro modal fabric, and the pouch isn’t as roomy as the Freddy. Both are good options in this particular style.

Brand: HOM
Made: France
Pair: Freddy String – Blue
Colors: White, Black, Blue, Red
Fabric: 93% Cotton and 7% Elastance
Sizes: XS – XL
Cost: $14.27
Where to buy: Dead Good Undies

I recently purchased this thong during Gregg Homme’s mid-summer sale

Rating: 10/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: fabric is very good, waistband doesn’t bind or pinch, sits well and doesn’t move regardless of activity

Cons: the care instructions tag and the lack of color options


I am reviewing the Menz thong by GH, it was one of their newer lines that were introduced in spring. I have quite a few pairs of GH thongs and have generally loved all of them. This brand was indeed one that looked forward to sharing with everyone.

For this pair, I did a normal day’s work, some lounging, a little working out, and some sleeping. A full day for the normal male. I barely, if at all, noticed this pair during all my activities. I felt great during all my activities and have no complaints at all.

The construction is top of the line, I have never had an issue with GH’s underwear construction. The fabric was seemingly made to be worn during highly active activities. The pouch was not enhancing but plenty large enough, the seat was rather large but once placed no issues were encountered.

The pair was ordered in a medium, and they were true to size. Generally, I would advise for most men on the smaller side of a size to size down but these felt true to their size. The waist band and fabric have a pretty good stretch to them and can accommodate most.

This was a great pair for the money that I had paid and would definitely consider buying more at a later date if more color options were offered. True to size, very well made, and great for physical activities means these could be used for anything and everything. The Thonged Ginger recommends this thong to any and all men, who are looking for a luxury thong to wear.

BRAND: Gregg Homme
PAIR: Menz Thong
COLORS: Black and White
FABRIC: 93% Micromodal airjet, 7% elastine
SIZES: XS – XL

COST: 27.00 USD
WHERE TO BUY: LINK

M-Wear furnished the Pride Thong for review. Opinions posted in this review is the author’s own opinions

Rating: 9.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Amazing fabric that felt great all day against my skin
  • A pouch that is one of the best on the market
  • Construction that is top notch

Cons:

  • You may not like if you’re not a thong guy
  • For me personally, the strap in the back could have been smaller.

UNB Tim recommendation: If you are looking to try a thong, I recommend M-Wear. If you love thongs I definitely recommend M-Wear for your thong drawer. One of the best thongs I ever wore. The rainbow print made me really happy. Matthew knows how to design amazing thongs.


Let me start this by saying I am not the biggest thong guy on UNB. Our resident thong guys are Bottom Drawer, UnderwearDude and The Thongged Ginger. Each of these guys wears them all the time. I wear them on occasion, but I’m not opposed to wearing them. I have a few in my collection.

M-Wear approached me about trying the Pride thong. I was excited because Matthew at M-Wear makes all the thongs himself. He does fittings and makes custom pieces as well. But, the thong I received is more of an off the rack rather than a custom job for me. Others out there have raved about the M-Wear thongs. I’m looking at you Spaceman (aka Sixfootfiveguy) and Eric Alden.

When I took these out of the envelope. I was a little nervous that it maybe too big. Now I”m a big guy but I didn’t think I was as big as this thong looked. Ok, either it wasn’t as big as I thought or I am that big. Because it fits spot on. The waist was perfect. It was not too tight or too loose. The string in the back was nice. It could have been smaller but that’s my personal taste. It never annoyed me throughout my wearing.

Let’s talk about the perfect part of this thong. The pouch. It’s freaking amazing. Hands down one of the top thong pouches I have ever worn. Just the way it fits and lifts your goods is amazing. It’s not the kind of enhancing pouch that will show off everything to everyone. But more of a supportive pouch that is perfect to wear in any instance. Work, hanging out, working out and anything else you can think of.

Not being a regular thong guy, I decided to wear this half the day. Some pairs I put in a “just in case” time that if it’s not going well I have an opportunity to take it off. This time, I will say, it got half a day but not because it annoyed me. It was worn out in the southern heat under shorts. Thongs are great for super humid and hot summer days. It gave me some airflow in my shorts. A few times while out doing errands. I wondered if anyone saw my thong above my shorts. If they did they got a show.

The fabric felt amazing in this pair. The print was, of course, a rainbow print to honor pride. Which is super fun. And don’t worry you don’t have to be gay to wear this pair. You can show your support for the LGBTQ community by wearing it. As much of a master of sewing Matthew is his eye for fabric and detail is top notch.

Sizing is one thing I didn’t have an issue with. Being an XL currently. (I would say I hope to go down, but I’ve been saying it for months.) Fit really well. Like I said above I thought it maybe too big but fits me really well. If you have questions on the thongs sizing make sure you ask Matthew. He will gladly help you out. And get you the perfect thong.

Being a not regular thong guy, this pair was one of the best thongs ever. The print was super fun and I loved how it made me feel while wearing it. It gave me a bit of a sexy feeling all day I was wearing it. It’s definitely in the top 5 if not top 3 thongs of all time in my book. Now I want to get a custom fit thong from M-Wear. I think that would be even better.

BRAND: M-Wear
PAIR: Pride Thong
COLORS: Pride Colors
FABRIC: Spandex Blend
SIZES: Small-XL

COST: Check with M-Wear for availability
FURNISHED BY: M-Wear

Where to buy: M-Wear Twitter

HUNK2 Chaos Thong ReviewHunk2 has provided us with their Chaos thong to review.

Rating: 8.6/10

Daily Fit: 8/10
Sizing: 10/10
Construction: 10/10
Styling: 7/10
Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: Comfortable fabric, like how the back looks on
Cons: Only three colors, would prefer different side design
Recommendation: I say give the Hunk2 Chaos thong a try. For me they are a great fit and a good choice for everyday low activity wear.


Hunk2 is a new brand in 2016 and I have the privilege to review their thong. If you looked at their other offerings, it is a bit of a surprised to see a thong in their collection. At the moment they carry boxer briefs/trunks and jock briefs. They also carry some swim briefs and square cuts. You can read more about Hunk2 in their UNB interview. Before I get into the review of the thong I wanted to say checkout how Hunk2 has marketed their thong on their site. I like how they’ve done it. Hopefully it will be a good seller for them.

I’m always up for testing out new thongs and even better when it is a new brand. I didn’t know what was coming for me to review, so when I pulled the thong out of the package I noticed two things. First was the lightweight and softness of the fabric. The second thing was when I held it up was the two side straps. Personally I would prefer just one of them or fabric between them. Now with that said you are able to adjust how the side straps are on the hips. You can choose to have them run parallel to each other as in the photos or you can go my direction. I like to wear them with the sides next to each other, which leaves some little sliver of triangles near the pouch and the back with skin showing.

HUNK2 Chaos BackI wore these during a normal day for me working at the computer and running some errands. Overall they performed well for everyday wear. I consider these a v-string, since the tail (strap that runs between the cheeks) is the same width as one of the side straps. Plus you have somewhat of a piece of triangle fabric at the back. Sometimes with this type of design the tail can be bothersome. This especially true if you’re not use to this type of underwear. I did not have this problem with this thong. At times they were actually unnoticeable. Others times they did remind me there was a thong underneath my clothes. It was a comfortable knowing. I like this type of back design and I like how these look on me. The front has a flat centered seamed full width contoured pouch. I wouldn’t mind a little narrow of a pouch, but traditional is good too. It offers everyday wear support, but you’d start bouncing around in them with light jogging. Comfort is one of Hunk2 goals and I think they hit that with this pair for me.

Here’s some specification type information on this pair. I got it in a size medium and seems true to size. The fabric is a blend of 82% nylon, 6% polyester, and 12% elastane. The side straps and tail are about ½”. These can be wash cold on gentle and should be hung to dry. They’re made in Colombia, but designed in the USA. The Chaos thong is available in three colors: Noir2 (black), Bleu2 (blue), and Roux2 (red). All three colors have gray/silver pin dots on them giving a classic look to the thongs like one would think of with a pinstripe suit. They feature a small metal brand plate on the left pouch panel with Hunk2 on it. Then the size tag is sewn to the inside and outside back. The tag shows the brand name on the outside back of the thong with the tag line “Striking Confidence” below the Hunk2 name.

Overall this is a solid thong by Hunk2 that fits me well. It’s a comfortable pair I could wear everyday as long as it’s not going to be a real active day. The back cut is my favorite part about it. Gives a nice look for the rear. Fabric is great too. Would rather have different sides, but moving the straps side by side gives a look that I can run with it. More supportive and a bit narrower of a pouch are some personal improvements I’d like. I say give the Chaos thong a try. It is nice to have a little style variety to choose from in the underwear drawer.


HUNK2 Chaos PouchBRAND: Hunk2
PAIR: Chaos
COLORS: Noir2, Bleu2, Roux2
FABRIC: 82% Nylon, 6% Polyester, and 12% Elastane
SIZES: S – XL
COST: $18.99
FURNISHED BY: Hunk2
Where to buy: https://hunk2.com/